The Archives

The Archives

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The Archives episodes

  • Urine Trouble & Feelin Dangerous

    Woke up feeling dangerous today... We give you our sports rundown along with laughable news headlines you don't hear about but are gonna wanna. We kept it simple with our segments this week to prepare for a BIG week next week, listen to our Head 2 Head featuring Louis Griffen vs Marge Simpson.

    43 min
  • Nov 6 - Questionable Moves and Biggest Fads

    Johnny is back as this eppy brings you the best football celebrations from this weekend, among other headlines in the world of sports. Also twisted stories such as vegetarian diners serving human flesh and dawgs gnawing off its owners marbles. We also have our grease power segment including greasy pick-up lines and necessary trips to the bathroom, finally ending it off with our question of the week based on what is the all-time biggest fad?

    • Sports and Trending Headlines
    • Grease Power
    • Question of the Week
    38 min
  • Oct 24 - Belligerent Stories and Finally Some W's

    Johnny boy is on his week off with the ole ball and chain so Wardo steps up to plate to join in as co-host with Racco. The boys cover the trending sports headlines and get Beef back on the show with some more gambling takes on 'Bets with Beef', as the kids finally get some wins, and a few good stories out of this weeks shenanigans. Finally we end it off with story time and recall on some savage memories along with small dick energy moves that need to be called out. Other topics of discussion include 'Grease Power', consisting of scenarios such as darts inside and public wanks.

    1 hr
  • Oct 10 - Turkey Yacks, Nut Shots, and Bold Predictions

    Nothing manlier than nut shots and bold sports predictions... Thanksgiving provided us with McGregor tapping out and lots to think about for the golden time of sports. In this one we talk about the sports world as all seasons start to pick up, we go into sports news and then get more in depth with Bets with Beef. We also bring back Buy or Sell from the first episode, and hash it out over some hot topics. 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Oct 3 - Ravioli and Hangovers
    We recap or festivities from the Panda weekend, but more importantly go over our question of the week, greasy or power moves, some cringy girls night out stories, and an iconic trio of tune squad. Obviously we discuss sports news such as Earl Thomas flashing the bird, and trending stories involving Trump, Kanye, and sex dolls.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Sept 26 - Wet Ballpark Pizza, Bets with Beef, and Grease Power
    Be aware of buying pizza if you find yourself in the Detroit Tigers stadium, its got a special ingredient, also Week 3 of the NFL had some upsetting storylines. But to lift your spirits this episode has our Bets with Beef, Grease Power, and Head 2 Head segments. Along with these there are plenty more weird news stories such as three breasted women, Ozzy's wife cant handle the rabbit, and The Carter V...
    1 hr 3 min
  • Sept 19 - Cringy Nights and Doing things Right
    This episode of Down to the Wire Brings you the first ever Cringy Girls Night Out segment where the ladies get ruthless, especially mid-way through the segment (19:43 - 45:34). We also have the anticipated Question of the Week (8:57 - 19:41) and our new Head 2 Head segment (54:30 - 1:00:00). And of course we got news stories in the sports and pop culture world including Fitzmagic, mid game retirements, Bert and Ernie, and Mia Khalifa.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Sept 13 - Welcome to DTTW
    In this season two opener of Down to the Wire we introduce the new faces of the show, as we take a trip to the nations capital for DTTWs new home. We give a glimpse of our most popular segments, while also teasing with future segments to come, and also dig into some news stories. From a segment standpoint we go through Bets with Beef (4:00 - 18:20), Buy or Sell with Wardo (18:31 - 32:12), Grease Power with Bo (45:20 - 54:42), and Tune Squad with Fixxx (54:47 - 1:06:00).
    1 hr 21 min
  • Aug 31 - Season 1 Finale Special / Crossover Episode with Hit the Nail
    In this two and a half hour special to close out season one of Down to the Wire, we join up with another podcast Hit the Nail, for a crossover episode before taking Down to the Wire to the nations capital. We of course end the season off with our Grease Power segment, and entertain a segment from Hit the Nail called Hit or Miss. News stories involve athletes like Lebron James, Khalil Mack, and Aaron Rodgers. However we talk about NCAA football along with all-time sports movies, and much more as you can imagine in the very special two and a half hour finale.
    2 hr 26 min

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