9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Reason.com reporter Robby Soave reports on his piece: "College Female Student Said, 'I'm Fine and I Wasn't Raped.' University Investigated, Expelled Boyfriend Anyway.". 2 - Souping is the new thing; Procrastination study. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - "Elvis and Nixon" film; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - The Weekly Standard's Ethan Epstein talks about his piece: "Breivik's Three-Bedroom Suite Judged 'Inhumane' by Norwegian Court". 2 - More on crime and punishment. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Prince's "Purple Haze".

7 AM - 1 - More Prince and stuff re: celebrity deaths. 2 - Washington Post's Vivek Wadhwa talks about his story: "How open science can help solve Zika and prepare us for the next pandemic". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Curt Schilling fired stuff.

6 AM - 1 - Our loving tribute to Prince; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mister Thrump's new campaign dude Paul Manafort got caught on tape saying Trump is essentially doing an act.

9 AM - 1 - Hillary is meeting with Sandy Hook parents; We return to the porn as a public health crisis debate. 2 - Hillary sounded shrill shouting again; People who lie about what they do. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - RIP Prince; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Cruz, Kasich, and Mister Thrump stuff. 2 - Fun texts; Curt Schilling got fired for being controversial. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Why does Cruz speak so oddly?; Financial hack; Joe updates us on his quest for a new TV.

7 AM - 1 - Donald Trump's CA Campaign director Tim Clark comes on to talk strategy and winning California with us. 2 - People have hot takes on the Harriet Tubman $20 bill story. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Washington Post's Karen Turner reports on Facebook looking into adding a tip jar on posts.

6 AM - 1 - Vincent don't want to walk in no high heels; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Trump weighs in on the $20 bill thing; We listen to our podcast in half-speed and 2x and it is AWESOME.

9 AM - 1 - Breaking News: Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill!. 2 - Joe's daughter prefers black coffee. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More stuff; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Cruz spoke funnily and we make fun of it; More porn as a health hazard stuff. 2 - More pr0n stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Washington Post's Eric Yoder talks about his story: "How are Republicans celebrating Tax Day? By going after the IRS."