9 AM - 1 - Turkey is now run by an Islamist dictator. 2 - More on Germany and Turkey. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We keep chatting; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Violence at an anti-Trump protest in Berkeley. 2 - Correspondent Bob Constantini reports on Gorsuch hearing SCOTUS cases this week. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Gorsuch is now on the cafeteria committee.

7 AM - 1 - Washington Post technology reporter Brian Fung talks about Apple getting into self-driving cars. 2 - Is North Korea the 2nd Korean war?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Potholes, penises, and felt in a tree.

6 AM - 1 - Jack is sick so you get more of Sean and Vincent talking LUCKY YOU!; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Joe went to Washington DC to look at colleges with his daughter.

9 AM - 1 - Late COW. 2 - Washington Post technology reporter Karen Turner reports on the "Textalyzer" which lets cops access your cellular telephone if you get into a car accident. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Son takes 70-year-old mom for a drive in his Tesla in self-driving mode; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Unions want to be exempt from the new minimum wage. 2 - Jack's gonna buy a fixie bicycle. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More dem debate stuff; Drilling holes in fish heads.

7 AM - 1 - Bernie and Hillary went at it at the dem debate. 2 - A "Chalkening" happened at Joe's alma mater. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Tax expert Steve Moskowitz answers our Tax Day questions.

6 AM - 1 - Vincent's Top 3 Gym Rules; Marshall's pants fiasco continues; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Texts on stuff; Ex-Apprentice loser denounces Mister Thrump.

9 AM - 1 - Mister Thrump stuff. 2 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks Russian jets buzzing our Navy destroyer. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fun texts on stuff; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Westwood One NY bureau chief Steve Kastenbaum. 2 - The Obama admin lacks transparency. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Soon you may be free to text in a theatre; Wives who let their husbands cheat.