7 AM - 1 - More on Cruz being against sexual marital aids. 2 - The LAPD shoots people more often than other police forces. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Russian jets buzzed US destroyer repeatedly.

6 AM - 1 - The Weakness of Strength Theory; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Ted Cruz argued against sexual marital aids.

9 AM - 1 - Mister Thrump the Poet; Octopus Stories. 2 - Weather notifications will be no longer be in ALL CAPS. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Difference b/w Arms And Tentacles; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Trump talked about his alcoholic brother who died; Mister Thrump's charitable donations don't amount to much. 2 - Goldman Sachs' big fine really isn't. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More Goldman Sachs nonsense.

7 AM - 1 - Stephen Hawking wants to find aliens or something; Joe compares the election process to crappy ice cream shoppes. 2 - A king cobra killed an Indian pop star. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The hot new book; Do celebrities have earth-shattering sex or what?

6 AM - 1 - Jack and Joe are #35 on the Talkers Heavy Hundred list; Marshall procrastinates; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Good texts.

9 AM - 1 - Former deputy policy director and deputy communications director for the Dr Ben Carson for President campaign Ying Ma comes in to talk with us. 2 - More with Ying Ma. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We talk more; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Ashe Schow from the Washington Examiner talks about her story: "Equal Pay Day: What's really causing the gender wage gap, and how to fix it". 2 - Woman has a meltdown at the airport over a 12 hour delay. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Does sex count as exercise?

7 AM - 1 - Hillary sort of made a joke that's being called racist; Former comms dir for Jeb Tim Miller talks about his anti-Trump Our Principles PAC. 2 - Texts on Miller interview. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven" may be partly stolen.

6 AM - 1 - Happy b-day, Michaelangelo!; Sean fell far short on his GOT GoFundMe campaign; Vincent has to be nice to his neighbor; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Bible may be even older than first thought.