9 AM - 1 - An 8th grader is in trouble for a friendly hug at school; Vampire-slaying ritual in Romania. 2 - Dr Ben Carson and grain storage; Margaret Cho says she used to be a sex worker. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Hi, my name is Vincent. How are you?; Final Thoughts.

1 - Los Angeles official says kids can't job in a group in the park. 2 - Washington Examiner's Gabby Morrongiello talks about Ben Carson's heartfelt essay on Facebook. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mister Thrump premiered 2 new radio adverts.

8 AM - 1 - Jack made a poor eating decision last nite that's affecting him this morning; Los Angeles official says kids can't job in a group in the park. 2 - Washington Examiner's Gabby Morrongiello talks about Ben Carson's heartfelt essay on Facebook. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mister Thrump unleashed 2 new radio adverts.

1 - "Donald Trump reaches new level of absurdity on media criticism". 2 - Chris Christie got emotional talking about a friend being addicted to painkillers. 3 - The News w/ Marshy. 4 - Dr Ben has a hot take on the Egyptian pyramids and grains or something.

1 - Washington Post media critic Eric Wempel talks about his column: "Donald Trump reaches new level of absurdity on media criticism". 2 - Chris Christie got emotional talking about a friend being addicted to painkillers. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Dr Ben has a hot take on the Egyptian pyramids and grains or something.

1 - Someone stole Jack's headphone adapter and he's mildly upset about it; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Lots of texts on a bunch of stuff.

6 AM - 1 - Someone stole Jack's headphone adapter and he's mildly upset about it; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Lots of texts on a bunch of stuff.

1 - Why are middle-aged white dudes dying faster than anyone else?. 2 - Washington Examiner's David Drucker "Undecided Iowa: GOP voters 'still shopping'". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Guy dressed up as a soldier and snuck onto army base for a dopey Halloween prank; Final Thoughts.

9 AM - 1 - Why are middle-aged white dudes dying faster than anyone else?. 2 - Washington Examiner's David Drucker "Undecided Iowa: GOP voters 'still shopping'". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Guy dressed up as a soldier and snuck onto army base for a dopey Halloween prank; Final Thoughts.

1 - Dude nearly dies from a worm in his brain; More Melissa Harris-Perry nonsense. 2 - Jack is on his underwear buying spree. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Nordic misconceptions.