8 AM - 1 - Dude nearly dies from a worm in his brain; More Melissa Harris-Perry nonsense. 2 - Jack is on his underwear buying spree. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Nordic misconceptions.

7 AM - 1 - Playing semantics with the Ayatollah; Election results stuff. 2 - Washington Post's Drew Harwell talks about his story "In media universe, the force is strongest with Disney, Universal". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The kids ain't so into the church, so they're all going to hell.

1 - Playing semantics with the Ayatollah; Election results stuff. 2 - Washington Post's Drew Harwell talks about his story "In media universe, the force is strongest with Disney, Universal". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The kids ain't so into the church, so they're all going to hell.

6 AM - 1 - Vincent's mom is still staying with him; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Marco Rubio's credit card woes.

1 - Vincent's mom is still staying with him; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Marco Rubio's credit card woes.

9 AM - 1 - Husband of an Oklahoma mayor dressed up as a klansman for Halloween; Jack's reading "The Witches: Salem 1692" a book on the Salem witch trials. 2 - School district must give full locker room access to transgender student. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack talks going out of town and how it affects his kids; Final Thoughts.

1 - Husband of an Oklahoma mayor dressed up as a klansman for Halloween; Jack's reading "The Witches: Salem 1692" a book on the Salem witch trials. 2 - School district must give full locker room access to transgender student. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack talks going out of town and how it affects his kids; Final Thoughts.

1 - ABC News correspondent Scott Goldberg reports on nobody using those calorie count boards at restaurants. 2 - Some dude at an NBA game won TATER TOTS FOR LIFE!; The government spent $43 mil to build a gas station. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mike Rowe Slams Melissa Harris-Perry For 'Hard Worker'

8 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Scott Goldberg reports on nobody using those calorie count boards at restaurants. 2 - Some dude at an NBA game won TATER TOTS FOR LIFE!; The government spent $43 mil to build a gas station. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mike Rowe Slams Melissa Harris-Perry For 'Hard Worker' Comment.

7 AM - 1 - VA officials have pled the 5th. 2 - Halloween costume couples; More VA nonsense. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Death rate rising for middle age white Americans.