The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - Miss CA was asked about Syria at Miss America; Jack's son said "freakin"; Niners lost big; Wacky texts; 72% of Sacramento is obese; We revisit the NY radio hip-hop DJ story.

8 AM - Miss America controversies; Leon Panetta talked Syria on Charlie Rose; Obama is being blasted by the liberal media; Dylan Byers from Politico talks Obama facing the media fire.

7 AM - Scathing obituary in Reno newspaper; Larry Summers withdraws name from Fed chairman job; NY radio hip-hop DJ admits to doing gay stuff; Employment expert David Rawles talks with us about why you need to think like a boss.

6 AM - Mailbag; Lindsay Lohan's mom got arrested for DUI; Joe got scared of his own shadow; Joe found a cat in his garage; Jack's cat is going crazy.

9 AM - Late COW; Clearance Rack.

8 AM - 1,227 Quite Interesting Facts to Blow Your Socks Off presented by John Lloyd and John Mitchinson, authors of the "Book of General Ignorance"; Julie Chen got plastic surgery to make her eyes bigger; 15% of Americans live in poverty; Monkeys with herpes terrorizing Florida.

7 AM - Oakland ice cream parlor's nightmare of dealing with government regulation; Pittsburgh is ticketing people for parking in their driveways; Late night comedians mocked Putin's op-ed column; Texts; What age are you the happiest?

6 AM - Early COW; Mailbag; The Wisdom Of Armstrong and Getty - Make money or have a fun job?

9 AM - Texts; Tasteless 9-11 ads; Free mini-muffins on 9-11 at the Marriot; Chuck Norris and Osama have the same birthday; Joe saw a really tall dude in the bathroom; Marshall used to go skinny dipping; NBC News' Richard Engel talked to some militant Syrian dude; More Syria stuff.

8 AM - Atheist scientist Richard Dawkins defends "mild" pedophilia; Ben Urwand talks about his new book "The Collaboration: Hollywood's Pact with Hitler"; More Putin.