The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - Angry caller about public pensions doubling story; Globesity; Food insecurity is as high as it's ever been; We revisit the voicemail of the guy pleading to his boss that he's not drunk; Wednesday is 9-11.

8 AM - More Syria; Rodman called Obama and Hillary a bad word; Correspondent Peter Maer reports on Syria to us; New iPhone tomorrow; Miley Cyrus lost Vogue cover; Rodman held a press conference telling Obama to call him.

7 AM - Rep. Jeff Denham talks about the classified briefings on Syria he got and how he's voting; I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!!; Goofy texts; New Carrie Underwood NFL Sunday Night song; Realistic tailgate decal of woman hogtied in bed of truck; Dude leaves voicemail for his boss claiming he's not drunk.

6 AM - MailBag; 107 year old man killed in shootout with cops; Guy dies from fall at Niners game.

9 AM - Late COW; Clearance Rack.

8 AM - Jennifer Waters from Marketwatch talks about frugal people being more attractive; Ryan Seacrest got booed at the Ravens Broncos game last night; Syria; Fat bacteria; Fecal transplant; Alyssa Farah from Young Americans for Liberty talks about the growing youth Libertarian movement and Ron Paul.

7 AM - Iran may be plotting something against us; Kimmel joked about the State of Jefferson; Quitter socks; NSA can thwart encryption; Fox News' Steve Taylor reports on Congress reaction to Syria; Carrie Underwood replaces Faith Hill on Sunday Night Football; The Burden of Damascus; This could be Rand Paul's moment.

6 AM - Early COW; Mailbag; "Suit and Tie" lyrics; Jack last danced 5 years ago; Obama is meeting with gay leaders in Russia; The "sex tape" that caused Kim Jong Un to execute his ex; NAACP and KKK met.

9 AM - Joe was accused of drunken Tweeting last night; Late night jokes; Jack wants an old, unlocked iPhone; More on unlocked cell phones; Engineer tortured in China; Yahoo changed its logo; Tom Brady has a phat crib in L.A; Light dapples the koi-stocked moat.

8 AM - Wisdom of Armstrong and Getty: Born again husband wonders if he should come clean to his wife; McCain played poker on his phone; Joe talked to his kids about Syria; NY Times' Tom Friedman on Syria; Foot fetish molester dude.