The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - Man shoots himself in the penis; Sacramento has the 2nd worst dining scene in America; YouTube video of mom yelling at her son for breaking dancing; Fox News' William LaJeunesse gives us the very latest on Fast and Furious; 40k have died due to the Mexican cartel wars that began in 2006.

8 AM - Peter Schiff, a finance business guy, said he was fined for hiring too many people; DOJ found paying $16 for muffins and $8 for cups of coffee at their conferences; 2 dudes who bought blighted properties in Oakland to fix them up have been fined and liened upon; Julian Barnes from the Wall Street Journal reports on drone strikes now targeting East Africa.

7 AM - Tax talk!; Steven Wright comes on to talk about his anti-bullying app "Eye Guardian".

6 AM - MailBag; Poll shows Palin right behind Obama; Fact checking Obama's Buffet Tax.

9 AM - 2 and a Half Men season premiere; Chaz Bono's weight; Teens are not affected by online slurs; Fox News' Jennifer Griffin reports on DADT ending and an ex-president of Afghanistan being killed; Gays in the military!

8 AM - Dude was caught pleasuring himself in the food court at a Sacramento mall; Obama wants to raise taxes on the rich; Fox News' Doug Mckelway reports on a new book describing Obama's White House as a hostile workplace for women.

7 AM - Don't Ask Don't Tell has ended; More on sperm bank; More people now die from medical drugs than car accidents; Callers who were/are addicted to painkillers.

6 AM - 2 and a Half Men premiere; Charlie Sheen roast; MailBag; DWTS; Sperm bank doesn't want redheads to donate.

9 AM - More on Reno Air Show tragedy; 60 Minutes story on the Medal of Freedom winner; Emmys.

8 AM - More on nursing homes; Netflix CEO says he's sorry; Pew study on tech gadgets; Reno Air Show crash.