The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

7 AM - Jane Lynch made an anti-tea party joke at the Emmys; Berlusconi says he made love to 8 women at a time; Joe is upset about the Niners game; Book says White House is hostile place to work; SacBee is doing a multi-part story on poor nursing homes.

6 AM - Emmys; MailBag; Fox News' Jeff Birnbaum talks about UN Week beginning in New York.

9 AM - Late COW; Last Call.

8 AM - Charles Barkley said Glen Rice is "my hero"; Berlusconi called Angela Merkel some vulgar words; Hillary is popular; 2 dudes partied while they had a dead friend in their car; Fox News' Jennifer Griffin reports on the debt super committee looking at defense cuts; Chaz Bono live on the air!

7 AM - Baby monkey! Baby monkey!; We revisit the cursing WA longshoreman story; Jack talks about how Stonewall Jackson used to like sucking on lemons; Barry Manilow endorsed Ron Paul; Another crazy bee attack; Obama has launched Attack Watch to fight the lies about our President!

6 AM - Tom Brady encouraged fans to drink up before the Patriots game this Sunday; Early COW; MailBag; Obama gave the Medal of Honor to Dakota Meyer, a Marine who rescued 36 of his guys during a 6 hour firefight in Afghanistan.

9 AM - Jack ate a donut and now feels like he's gonna die; Jack saw a dude at the Target wearing a tshirt with the F word on it; WA longshoreman flips out on reporter; Bees killed a 1,000 lb hog; Starbucks CEO has ideas about how to fix the economy.

8 AM - Fat NY dude is suing White Castle because he can't fit into their seats; Mexican drug cartels are going after people who talk smack about them on social media; Some lady running for school board in Fairfield abducted 4 girls in 1998; Marshy is trying to quit smoking; More on the Salahis; San Jose school bans mini skirts.

7 AM - Fox News' Mike Majchrowitz reports on the Solyndra deal; Casey Anthony's parents were on Dr Phil.

6 AM - The female Salahi ran off with the guitarist from Journey; MailBag; Kirstie Alley has lost 100 lbs since DWTS; Lawmakers asked DOE about Solyndra deal.