Its a 60s drive-in double feature as Ben and Alex take in Francis Ford Coppola's period melodrama The Outsiders and chase it down with Porky's wannabe sex "comedy" Losin' It.

The classic Cruise tropes are getting more firmly entrenched now and the 'Thology boys are starting to piece together the theory that has come to be known as The Cruisiverse.

Sadly, neither film is engrossing enough to prevent both of them getting very silly indeed. You've been warned.

Music by Dorian Kelly, artwork by Laura Highton and contact details are at the end of the episode.

Tom Cruise's first 2 roles get The Arniethology treatment - with mixed results.

In Endless Love, he shows his propensity for taking his shirt off and disrupting the cosmic course of events...

...and does much the same in TAPS, but to greater effect, giving way to the theory that shall come to be known as the Cruisiverse.

Music is Mission Improbable by Dorian Kelly; artwork is by Laura Highton.

Get in touch at the places discussed at the end of the episode - we want your ideas for where the Cruisiverse will take us in subsequent films.

We kick off season 2 - The CruiseCast - with a chat about our feelings about Tom Cruise and reasoning for picking him to carry on the Arniethology brand.

Then a look forward at all the films to come.

More than ever, we want to hear your feelings about the sometimes controversial movie star, so visit us on Facebook (The Arniethology), twitter (@thearniethology) or our website (www.arniethology.com) to leave us a message or start a conversation.

Our new (rather wonderful music) is 'Mission: Improbable' by Dorian Kelly.

WE'RE BACK!

And so is Arnold, as Alex and Ben look at his latest, Aftermath, the drama where Schwarzenegger tries to cope with the death of his family, caused by a freak air disaster thanks to Scoot McNairy's air traffic controller.

Is it a return to form, a descent into straight-to-DVD tosh or somewhere in the middle? Listen to find out.

And as well as that, we pay brief tribute to one of our favourite actors who left us this year.

We're back more permanently very, very soon with season 2. This is just a warm-up for the main event.

In our season finale, we're joined by the biggest fan of us and Arnie to reveal the results of all kinds of top 10s - ours, his, the listeners, Arnold's box office and, finally, the collated, congregated, certified, democratic, official all-time top 10 by popularity - voted for by you, his fans.

Stay tuned for a discussion on what exactly is the right age to watch Commando and Predator and....

...the much discussed reveal of who will be next to receive the Arniethology treatment.

Thanks for all your support - we hope to hear from you in 2017.

Its the last Arnie film on our list. Are we going out on a high?

That's for you to decide, but we do our best to stay positive for as long as possible for the fifth in the Terminator franchise. Dialogue gets dumped on, JK Simmons gets some love, CG characters get dissected, helicopters get trashed and Sam Neill pops up again.

And of course, Ben and Alex continue to pine for James Cameron.

We're all done with our Top 10s now, but we're not quite done yet - we'll be back next time with the results of the poll and we'll be joined by a guest to discuss them. Listen to the end to find out who.

Our penultimate film brings a bounty of riches - not only the long-awaited Maggie, somewhat heralded as one of Arnie's finest performances, but an extra special guest in the shape of Film Fandango's Marek Larwood.

Three very differing views of the film and what it represents emerge, along with a peek inside Arnold-inspired projects from Marek and Ben, a fresh perspective on the career of Schwarzenegger, his chances at the elusive Oscar and, of course, plenty of childishness.

And just when you think it's all over, another guest makes an appearance at the end.

We also recap how Alex and Ben's individual top 10s are looking, so.... well and truly your last chance to get in the votes over at Reddit if you want to have your say - https://redd.it/4yp8j9

You want impressions? We've got you, bro.

Arnold plays twelfth (?) fiddle to SO many people beneath him in the 3rd in The Expendables series.

Look. You know what you're getting into at this point. If you don't love Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas and the glorious comeback of Mel Gibson, go fudge yourselves.

If you're up for all that, there's plenty here for you. Not least of all, a truly original place in the Arnold Schwarzenegger pantheon with his third go around as Trench.

If you want to give us your Arnie top 10s, you better hurry up - you have 2 weeks! Go here: https://redd.it/4yp8j9

As we near the end of the run, Arnold takes on something a little different - playing dark, in ultra-violent, ultra-sweary cop thriller and murder mystery, Sabotage.

David Ayer follows up End of Watch, Arnold tries to stay relevant and everyone else acts their asses off.

But amidst all the chaos and people being horrible to one another, its a cyclist and a couple of cops on a stakeout that have caught Ben's eye, while Alex tries to avert his gaze from Terrence Howard.

Last call (probably) for your top 10 lists, so get here and get them done: https://redd.it/4yp8j9

Arnie and Sly's first bona fide team up arrives and gives Ben and Alex a chance to talk about:

- writing as strictly function

- the Walken-esque bananas work of once and future Christ, Jim Caviezel

- the instant gratification of Sam Neill's face

-the luscious facial hair of Arnold Schwarzenegger

- and the triumphs and failures of building the world's greatest supermax prison.

Be warned, this one gets silly.

Last chance to send us your Arnie top 10s, people. Get on it if you haven't already.