New levels of frustration are unearthed as Alex and Ben reach the end of the Planet Hollywood years and struggle to understand how so many writers - some award-winning - so consistently fail to produce much worthy of calling entertaining in one of Schwarzenegger's mega-budget actioners, Eraser.

They also take the opportunity to wrap-up this particular phase by looking backwards at some of the projects they've skipped over and forwards at what there is left to look forward to.

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Ever wondered how a man could get pregnant? Ben and Alex have seen Junior and are no closer to an answer. Probably further than ever, once you hear their understanding of human biology.

Is third time the charm for the Twins gang of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny Devito and Ivan Reitman? Can Emma Thompson add the crucial ingredient to push it over the top? Or will Pamela 'Kindergarten Cop' Reed simply steal the show - again?

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Its a right old love-fest this week. Alex and Ben discuss Schwarzenegger's last (?) truly great film on this list and along the way fall head over heels all over again for Arnie, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis and especially Bill [EXPLETIVE] Paxton.

All the regular features are here - action scene run-downs, imaginative kill discussions, favourite line lists, bad impressions, that beautiful scowl and increasingly ridiculous jingles. And like Cameron's structural daring within the film, we stop everything for quite a while to talk about just how great Helen Tasker's character and portrayal here is.

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Arnold's brand comes to bite him in the butt in his biggest miss in years. Before they get into that though, Alex and Ben have a brief chat about the delightful Ivan Reitman comedy Dave from the same year, in which Schwarzenegger cameos.

Then its onto the main course and trying to find exactly where the somewhat meta, somewhat satirical, kinda action, kinda comedy Last Action Hero ultimately comes apart.

There's more though! Because we love you, we went the extra mile to give you a little bonus something this week - another film that has nothing to do with Arnie, but helps shine a light on what Last Action Hero could have done differently.

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Peak Schwarzenegger. Classic time.

- Has a film single-handedly pushed action and effects further forward in one leap?

- Does Edward Furlong give a credible performance as the future of mankind?

- What is the film's secret weapon?

- Is James Cameron cool, or just a genius?

- What does T2 say about the human race?

- And is it as good as The Terminator?

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As Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ivan 'Twins' Reitman re-team for the first time, Alex and Ben get into whether tis nobler to have scenes of kids being hilarious or to tackle more affecting subjects, such as dealing with a broken family learning to be a better person. And they both feel quite differently about it.

Kindergarten Cop come close to breaking the ranking system, delivering a confessional moment from Alex, a couple of classic moments, some sterling comedic work from Arnold and yet another discussion about his leading ladies at this time in Hollywood.

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We're back on sci-fi turf, Martian terrain and Venusville with the 1990 classic, Total Recall.

Alex and Ben can barely contain themselves as they talk through pretty much every possible reading of the film, run through every single action beat and recite half of the script in praise of not just one of Arnold's most beloved films, but also one of his best performances.

it's not so much a question of whether they love it as it is a question of whether it can topple The Terminator from the long-held top spot.

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Welcome to Nerdville - population: 2.

As Phase 3 of his career lifts off, Ben and Alex get right into Schwarzenegger's first high-profile comedy and nerd out something hard on Danny DeVito's brilliance and mortality, Arnold's adorkable comic appeal, Ivan 'Ghostbusters' Reitman's deft touch and - in an all-new feature - get into just how much money Arnie is making at this point.

Be warned - there are some strong words for any haters in here.

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Alex and Ben take a break from Schwarzenegger's films - just for one week - to reflect on the golden age of Arnie's 80s films, classic and otherwise. They chat about female agency in the era of materialism, the unwatched (by Ben at least) and unreviewed The Comeback - a short documentary charting Arnold's return to Mr Universe after several years away from professional bodybuilding - and briefly discuss his heretofore ignored side-career in bricklaying with his good buddy, training partner and sometime co-star Franco Columbu.

They also look forward at where Arnold's career is about to go and, indeed, where it goes after the Planet Hollywood years have been played out. Finally, Ben reveals that he has cheated (again) and been watching some other action films to feed his craving, without technically breaking the rules (again).

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Russian cop, Jim Belushi is a Chicago cop. They're hunting the same guy. What's gonna happen?

Ben praises at the alter of Walter (Hill), Alex has something of an identity crisis, together they aim to place Red Heat in the pantheon of buddy movies and both have issues with where the next phases of Arnie's career start and end.

But they agree on one thing - Arnie is as great as he's ever been here.

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