The Ashendon Anemometer

Much Wind, Little Rain, Tumblefluff, & Lieutenant John Chard Flys Off The Handle- As Do A Pair Of Doors. All in under 10 mins.

Vernal Equinox/Equilux Special Edition- Containing Gallons Of Galumphing, Records, Scuttling, Abnormal Aliterating Amounts (check that one out for yourself), Exceptional Equality, Hectorisation and Much Much More -all in under 10 mins ! 

This episode contains a shot in the arm, feline imobility, a Thames Water tonsure and an interesting typo -all in just a tad over 8 minutes.

Wild Winds, Water, Wales, Cats at Absolute Zero, and much, much more  - but not neccesarily in that order. Or indeed any order. Welcome to the Ashendon Anemometer!

End of Year japes with the Grand conjunction (not a pub), Brexit, Satunalia, a static cat volcanic events and something to needle you.

This edition contains a very tall cat-cloud, communism, Carol Vorderman and , for good measure,  James Bond.

This epsiode  takes tern for the worst...enough said!

Alliteration abounds again! Exciting equipment enters.  Flo Nightingale puts in an appearance amid auspicious scientists and Sunlight readings are interrupted. All in just a tad over 8 minutes!

This Episode Contains brand new, all singing, all dancing, all solid state, state of the art updates. Somewhere in there is a cat under pressure. Disclaimer: Beware of the quadruple alliteration! This may leave you in something of state.

This Episode Contains: A content caving cat, a possible prognostication, the usual assorted alliteration  (sorry) and a first attempt at an outdoor , safe socially-distanced shandy. All in 6mins and 30 secs.