The Autopsy Report

Matt and Steve examine Sahara (2005) starring Matthew McConaughey. Controversial treasures, Matt struggles with pronunciations, cannonballs vs helicopters and more as this action-adventure takes a journey under the knife. 

(Stick around to the bitter end for a Mad Libs movie pitch!) 

Matt and Steve examine Stealth (2005) starring Academy Award winner Jamie Fox*! Where A.I. finally draws the line, Steve's E.T. fetish, puberty granting lightning strikes and more as this bomber-turned-bomb goes under the knife.

*actually stars Josh Lucas

Matt and Steve examine Mission Impos – I mean, The Mummy (2017) starring Tom Cruise. A premature cinematic universe, Matt would rather have mercury in his veins, Tom Cruise called a young man and more as this mummified failure goes under the knife.

Matt and Steve examine Waterworld (1995) starring Kevin Costner. A troubled production, Steve can’t swim, Costner in skin-tight pants and more as the film goes under the knife.