Average learns he's pretty fly for a white guy, Plays horrible shit on the jukebox, and really has nothing else to talk about. Whip was also there.

Average and Whip discuss the 4th of July, getting your prostate checked, getting bit by sketchy dogs and more. Who even knows. There's alcohol.

Average and Whip talk everything from hot chicks with gross cars, to last wishes. It probably all ties together. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss promotions at work, one on one basketball, a dramatic asymmetrical boob situation and more in this ultra riveting episode. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners

Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome

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Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene

Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more

Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.

Average and Whip talk about manscaping, the gayest of all the horns, American BBQ in Japan and what even is Skibidi? It's almost like there's never a plan for these episodes