The B Movie Beatdown

The B Movie Beatdown

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The B Movie Beatdown episodes

  • Ep. 17 - Evil Bong (2006): It's a lateral move

    Glaze it, don't blaze it! Nah I'm just kidding, you know why we're here. Happy 420! This episode comes out two days late, but we decided to do EVIL BONG anyways! In this hazy flick, four roommates buy a mysterious possessed bong and succumb to its power one by one. Grab a seat and share a toke as we puff puff pass our thoughts back and forth on this Tommy Chong-lead flick.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 16 - Willy's Wonderland (2021): Is he gonna f*** the pinball machine?

    It's your birthday! Let's go down to Willy's Wonderland and celebrate! Maybe if we're lucky, the animatronics won't eat us. This week's episode is all about the Nic Cage flick WILLY'S WONDERLAND. There's a lot to unpack here, so let's put our fun hats on and dive head first into this ball pit of murder, evisceration, and satanic rituals. Hooray!

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Ep. 15 - It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955): A history lesson in VFX

    Joke time! What's long, hard, and full of seamen? You're wrong, it's a submarine! Like the one from this week's movie, IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA. From 1955, this will be our oldest movie yet. The real treat though, is all of the awesome special effects done by the legendary Ray Harryhausen. We talk about him, and loads of other stuff, so check it out!

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Blockbuster Beatdown - Jurassic Park (1993): Sixty-five million dollars ago

    BLOCKBUSTER BEATDOWN?!? What's this nonsense? For April Fools this year, we've decided to bring you one of the biggest and most famous movies of all time, JURASSIC PARK. Is it low budget? No, not at all. Is it good? Yes, definitely. Do we tear it apart like a velociraptor? Not a chance. Check out this first episode of our new "high concept" segment to the show. Welcome to Jurassic Park!

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Ep. 13 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): She's checkin' his oil!

    It's a hard ticket....TO HAWAAAAIIIIII! Sorry about that, it'll make more sense if you listen to the bitch'n theme song from this film. HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is the first film we've covered by Andy Sidaris. Also, it's our first guest episode! Our friend and yours Alicia, joins our discussion this week. So stick around if you want to hear us talk about intrusive thoughts, rocket guns, and what constitutes softcore pornog....again. There's lots to discuss, so check it out!

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 12 - Hobo With a Shotgun(2011): It feels good to laugh

    This one's a doozy! HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN is over the top in so many ways, but we just had to share this experience with you. I mean, we're talking executions in the street, excessive violence and gore, and... murder by ice skates? Really? Jesus Christ. All this and more as we dive head first into the mayhem. You've been warned. Also, The Plague rules.

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Ep. 11 - Shadow Warriors(1997-1999): Two for the price of one

    Hey brother! This week is different for the B Movie beatdown. Well not really, but kind of. There's a twist I guess. Pete found this SHADOW WARRIORS episode between the couch cushions, we're pretty sure it's still good. Jordan found a quarter and an expired coupon. Anyways, it's our first Hulk Hogan movie, but more importantly it has the late great Carl Weathers.

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    59 min
  • Ep. 10 - Halloween (1978): Big trouble in little childhood

    The night he came home! That's right folks, this week we talk about 1978's John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN. This is the biggest movie we've covered yet. Highlights of our discussion include: leitmotifs, another quiz, and this film's amazing ending. We also dip our toes into Jordan's childhood trauma and villainous origin story, just a little bit though. Muy pequeño.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Ep. 9 - Mercenary Fighters (1988): Resting pissed face

    Happy REBruary! See what I did there? This week we cover MERCENARY FIGHTERS. Our first Reb Brown movie! Somehow this flick has almost no presence on the internet, but we found plenty to talk about anyways. Oh yeah, the guy who played the Desk Sergeant in Robocop is in this, so that's pretty cool.

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    1 hr 1 min

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