There's one week to go 'til the playoffs, and things are getting chippy in the locker with Colton's final seven. Luckily, the team chemistry between Michael Wahle, Daniel A. Duddy and February guest host Hannah Martin is stronger than ever as we break down Hannah G's record-breaking spa date, Kirpa's...lunch crashing date(?), and what the surprising exits of Sydney, Katie and Demi could mean for the homestretch of the playoff race.Support the Show.

Special guests Michael "The Big O" Burns and "The Princess of Nice" Hannah Martin join Michael Wahle and Daniel A. Duddy to break down Cassie's absolute clinic in #TheSmoocheria, Heather joining the club, Elyse saying goodbye (or is she?), Tayshia and Hannah B dominating the group date and Onyeka and Nicole engaging in a neck-and-neck battle for #MayorOfChoketown.Support the Show.

Special guest Michael "The Big O" Burns joins Wahle and Daniel A. to break down the high octane Week 4 that was in Sinpapore. Caelynn does the bravest thing we've seen on the show by opening up her traumatic experience as the victim of a sexual assault. Colton also learns that Tayshia has previously been married, Demi's mother has just been released from federal prison, and Cassie...is related?? Bombs away!Support the Show.

Special guest Hannah Martin joins us to break down the latest swashbuckling between former Miss USA friends turned rivals Caelynn and Hannah B, Elyse's historic night in The Smoocheria, and Demi's Hail Mary toss of...a giant turkey leg?Support the Show.

Check out our signature spin-free, hard-hitting analysis on why Demi's the new Corinne, Onyeka's the new Simba (it'll make sense, trust us!) and Billy Eichner, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are just the greatest. We also preview how a potential Miss America (or is it Miss USA?) rematch could go down as the most epic 2 vs. 1 date in Bachelor history...if Hannah B. can get her toasts together.Support the Show.

Which was a bigger waste of time: Alex D's sloth approach or the opening night watch parties throughout the nation? Check out why the Zone 4 and special guest/Zach Pyke impersonator Katy Dolle feel that the week one action inside the mansion was as exhilarating as the footage outside of the mansion was brutal!Support the Show.

Your favorite Bachelor pundits (with special guest Splash Sister Katy Dolle, armed only with the bios of Colton's 30 new suitresses on ABC.com, partake in the Zone's first ever fantasy draft!Support the Show.

The 2nd Bi-Annual Bachy awards are finally here...Find who all the winners and losers were from Becca's Season of The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise as we're joined by guest analysts Hannah Martin and Max Singer to go down each category and hand out the most coveted award in love-based reality competition television: The Bachy.Support the Show.

We're joined by both the splash sisters (Katy Dolle, Erika Curry) to close out Season 5 of Bachelor In Paradise with not only some hard hitting analysis of all the winners and losers, but also a full dramatic reading of the bombshell/relationship ending texts that were sent by Jenna to Jordan Kimball. Could this heartbreak give Jordan the good will to dethrone Colton as the next bachelor?... Will the remaining couples standing last forever?... Does it pay to be a loose cannon? all this and more this week on the Bachelor Zone.-Possibly brought to you as always by Buzz-balls-Rate and Review on iTunesSupport the Show.

Our coverage of week 5 of Bachelor In Paradise takes a back seat to the breaking news that Colton Underwood has officially been announced as the next Bachelor. We give our takes on the controversial decision, and hash out the immediate effects it may have on Paradise, And as always we ask if it's the Ring, Rose or Road for the remaining couples heading into the final week.Support the Show.