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Week 3 of "Golden Paradise" gave us hot air balloon highs, big ole "poop baby" lows, a red-hot talent show, and an ice-cold Kat. We'll leave the "Good Poop Doctor" to help Sam, but we're ready to deliver our spin-free coverage of all the hard-hitting action!Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Make live prop bets on all the Golden Bachelor and Paradise action with the Goss App!Join our BIP fantasy league on the Bach Live App!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

It's Week 2 of our Golden Paradise coverage, and we've got some burning questions of our own. Can anyone stop Theresa from running (and dancing) away with the "widow pennant"? Has Leslie taken a leap over Faith in the divorcee conference? Was Gerry's iso set with Nancy the most poignant moment in the history of the BCU? And (with the possible exceptions of Mercedes, Eliza, and Aaron S), where the hell is the competitive fire on Paradise?! Join us for all the hard-hitting answers! Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Make live prop bets on all the Golden Bachelor and Paradise action with the Goss App!Join our BIP fantasy league on the Bach Live App!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

It's opening night for both The Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise! We're here to break down all the unprecedented, historic action between Gerry and his roster of 25 senior women and all the sloppy gameplay (including a toe-sucking threat!) down in the Paradise sands. Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Make live prop bets on all the Golden Bachelor and Paradise action with the Goss App!Join our BIP fantasy league on the Bach Live App!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSexy Dancer LyricsSupport the Show.

The women of the Golden Bachelor are here! and we're taking our time going through the roster with our knee-jerk first impression reactions to every single contestant!Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

This year's Bachelorette championship was one for the ages! Join us as we break down how Dotun held off Joey's furious late push despite his jumper not falling early, Charity's legacy within the BCU, Joey's prospects as our next Bachelor coming off of a heartbreaking loss, and how Big Bachelor flubbed the landing (yet again). Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content (including our takes on how to fix the Men Tell All) on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

It's time for Charity's Men Tell All, and boy did those men tell all! (Kinda.)We break down all the action from what might go down in Bachelor Cinematic Universe history as the most lackluster All-Star Game ever played. And, of course, we give our takes on our Golden Bachelor Gerry coming out of the bullpen in the ninth inning to take the hot seat and save the day! Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content (including our takes on how to fix the Men Tell All) on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

A wild Fantasy Suites week sees Xavier crash and burn while Doton and Joey's master classes launch them further along on their crash course toward meeting each other in the Finals. And just when we thought there were two...Aaron B. swoops in via a 10-hour flight to make an awkward pitch by a pool. We break down how Xavier went so wrong, Doton and Joey went so right, and if Aaron maybe, just maybe, has come back from the dead at just the right time. Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me heSupport the Show.

Hometowns? ....In week 6??...In this economy?!?... ...You better believe it! And we're here to cover all the earlier-than-expected action as Charity travels to the childhood homes of her Final Four and faces their family rosters with a trip to the Fantasy Suites in Fiji on the line! Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

It's our first travel week in Charity's season (San Diego shouldn't count) as Charity and her roster head down to the "Big Easy," where life's ironically pretty hard for the guys vying for the "loose ball" Hometown roses. And Joey may have been on a one-horse carriage, but it looks like we've got a legitimate two-horse race between him and the top-seeded Dotun!Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.

Week 4 sees Charity, at long last, make Brayden and all his "extra" antics. We break down how the clubhouse finally came together and put up the defensive effort they needed to give Brayden the boot. We also get into the tale of the tape of the dual nearly flawless 1 on 1 dates pulled off by Dotun and Xavier. And of course, we give our first impression Ring, Rose, or Road to our first Golden Bachelor, Gerry Turner!Use our promo code "ZONE3" for:FREE shipping and 30% off your first order of Lumi's THC gummies at microdose.com!FREE shipping and 20% off your next order from Manscaped, the GOAT for all men's below-and-above-the-waist grooming, at  manscaped.com!Check out our exclusive bonus content on our Patreon!If you would like to help our dear friend of the show Ali Barthwell with medical expenses for her ongoing cancer treatment, you can donate to her medical GoFund Me hereSupport the Show.