We're heading back to land as The Bachelorette's time onboard the Virgin Voayge's Valiant Lady has finally come to an end. But before we do, Pyke gives us the last of his insights on his time experiencing things from behind the scenes, including his take on Logan's suspicious Covid Exit...We welcome back the queen of Bachelor recaps...The hilarious Ali Barthwell (Vulture, Last Week Tonight) to help us make sense of Nate getting sent home before dinner and Zach's near flawless tiptoeing through the tulips. Plus, the guys and Ali share their predictions on who will survive Hometowns. Support the Show.

It's the halfway point of Gabby and Rachel's season of the Bachelorette, but we are fully done with men flip-flopping on our two leads. We cover the epic heel turn by Logan, who switched sides and started a cascade of events leading to the canceling of what looked to be a very wholesome and fun chocolate wrestling group date. Then we go over the all nearly perfectly executed 1 on 1 dates to try and decide which player did the most to help his cause. And, of course, a brief requiem for our beloved poor Meatball.Support the Show.

It's anchor's away as the Bachelorettes finally hop on board a very specific cruise ship that this podcast has a strange connection to!...Double dates in ole' Paris, distracting boxing, and one of the most disingenuous doggy-sob-stories the show has ever seen is just some of the action we discuss this week as we're joined by a very special guest, the hilarious Jacquis Neal (Physical, The Comedian Feud, Comedy Bang, Bang) to help us break it all down and give us a much-needed second opinion on Meatball.Follow Jacquis on Instagram  @JacquisnealSupport the Show.

We didn't know when or if it would come, but the sorting day is finally here, and these little wizards of love have been finally forced to decide who they are on the show for and are ideally going to be one-gal guys from here on out. We're here to break it all down from, the two incredibly well-executed 1 on 1 dates to the sensationally silly group date featuring friend of the show Franco LaCosta. And of course... More Meatball Content. Support the Show.

In the second week of Gabby and Rachel's season of The Bachelorette, as the ladies began thinning the massive herd of hunks with their first official rose ceremony, a duo of gravity-defying 1 on 1 dates that sent one guy packing and sent another soaring into his new position as Girl Dad front runner. We also discuss the absolute hit job done on Chris by the men in the clubhouse after he made the presumptuous move of speaking weirdly about Fantasy Suites this early in the game.Visit patreon.com/thebachelorzone to unlock our exclusive bonus content, including "Left Unsaid", where we break down all the hot topics from the week that we didn't get a chance to cover on the main episode!Support the Show.

After a long and eventful off-season, the Bachelor Zone 3 are back with hard-hitting coverage of what's shaping up to be the most historic and unprecedented double lead season of the Bachelorette yet!We give our takes on whether the format change is good or bad for the future of the franchise and whether or not the massive gaggle of guys competing for Gabby's (Or Rachel's???) heart have what it takes to win the game of love when the stakes are doubled!  Also, we apologize ahead of time to any magicians or staircases who are offended by the contents of this episode. Support the Show.

Talk about saving your best for last! We're closing our coverage of the 2022 season on the highest of notes as we're joined by Season 26 All-Star/Olympian/Roastmaster Marlena Wesh.  Why did she have a hunch from the start that Susie, not Rachel, was the player to beat? Where does she stand on Clayton's game management? And how did it feel to be on the right end of that EPIC tackle of Shanae? Join us as Marlena takes us inside the game and the clubhouse before helping us choose the winners (and losers) of the season in everyone's favorite annual award show, the Bachy Awards!Support the Show.

In the epic two-night Bachelor championship game, Clayton's bracket gets busted in Iceland as his top choice Susie rejects him twice before the third time proves to be the charm. Meanwhile, Clayton's charm wears thin with Rachel and Gabby, who went from being double-dumped to being named double Bachelorettes in an unprecedented free agency signing for the franchise. So who were the real winners and losers of this tumultuous title game? A finale where history was made in multiple ways (both good and bad) calls for a visit from Bachelor Historian and Rules Expert Michael Dunn to help us break it all down!Support the Show.

Week 9 of The Bachelor gave us two games that were jam-packed with high-flying action! First came the vicious All Star Game, where Shanae got burned in the hot seat almost as savagely as Clayton did. Then came Game One of the Championship in Iceland, where Susie's shocking exit may have iced Clayton's chances of ending up with anyone. Will Rachel or Gabby stick around to love another day? Or will they follow Susie and get the hell out of Reyjkavik? The hilarious Winston Carter returns to the show to help us break it all down!Support the Show.

In this year's Final Four, Susie makes Clayton tap out in the dojo but fall further in love in Virginia Beach, Gabby sets up her own personal hot spring in Denver, Rachel's father gives Clayton the shoulder tap heard round the world in Clermont, Florida, and after an 80-foot jump in Oklahoma City, Clayton simply couldn't take the extra step with Serene. With Clayton's Fantasy Suites set, who looks like they're championship bound? And who from his top tier will leave in tears?Support the Show.