A short story about Mother’s grave and a visit to Jimothy Cribbins house to assist with a lump growing on his back

A short story about visiting Rilkie Balbatross who lives in a bottle bank and a trip in a hot air balloon.

A short story about Peter Choff job and his job working in banking or mortgages or something.

A short story about getting a job as a pest controller on Mars and the problems with being friends with Bungle McCallister.

A short story about an underground fighting academy and a bear.

A short story about Runcorn Shoestrength’s performance in front of a live studio audience

A short story about a man who wakes up as a God.

A short story about the time I went on Ian Pin’s stag weekend to Guinea Bissau in West Africa and I first began noticing that I should take my pills because I did a Mastermind with a bison’s head. My mate DogDolphin grew pelican’s legs.

A short story about the time I turned my loft into a country farm and then went to meet my friend Topiary Fenugreek who lived on the Isle of Sheppey in a van with Dave Benson Philips and bred dogs.

A short story about the time I went to Limehouse Basin to see my South African friend DogDolphin who was living on a red boat and owned a ouijaboard.