GS wrote this one, too. I tell you, that guy, he needs some kind of help.

Who do you think wrote all of those negative internet reviews? Another gem from GS.

The Bad Doctor is asked for breastfeeding advice. That was probably a mistake. Thanks to guest writer GS, who has too much time on his hands.

Taking a break from our usual format, The Bad Doctor reads the paper. Hilarity ensues.

Some words, they are just funny words. Like weasel. And sock. You put words like those together, it’s marketing gold, I tell you! Now go buy some of our merch.

All these things I have to carry around. I think they’re just for show.

Why give vaccines– I make more money when you get sick! Vaccine worries = a win-win for The Bad Doctor.

Thanks to GS for this one. I didn’t write it. I’m sure you’ll agree it meets our usual low, low standards.

Tinnitus is a ringing in your ears, caused by, probably, bad singing.

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