I’m sorry. Birdemic broke me. 

Who wouldn’t want to see Adam Driver face off against a slew of dinosaurs in the prehistoric ages? 

I mean...I mean it’s the second one. I’m sorry. I had to. I’m sorry that you have to now too. 

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Some time ago, I had to purchase a physical disk of Super Mario Bros, the film from 1993, just so we could review it on this show (because streaming services are scum sometimes). Now, we return with the brand new 2023 film, licensed by Nintendo, the billion dollar grossing: The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Time to find out if the film was up to the task of taking on this beloved franchise!

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This week, we’re taking a trip to the 100 Acre Woods to visit an old friend…who has become feral! Winnie the Pooh is now public domain, so we can get used to some more craziness like this, I suppose. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? We’ll leave it for you to decide.

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The people have spoken! And they want Nic Cage as Dracula! Renfield has come to deliver! Now, it’s time for us to analyze it and see if these filmmakers made good on their promise. Enjoy!

In honor of the recent NFL draft, I figured it was appropriate to revisit the Kevin Costner classic, Draft Day. Naturally, as with most reviews on this podcast, chaos ensued as I spiraled into a tirade. Enjoy!

Never in my life have I seen more abs, sweat, and blood. 300 belongs in a CrossFit museum. Better yet a CrossFit cathedral where they can pay homage to their patron saint Leonidas. By all rights, 300 should be laughably horrible. But it’s not. In fact, it has quite a lot of admirable qualities beyond its chiseled exterior. Zack Snyder is an ambitious visionary, so it was nice to finally be able to dissect one of his works. Is 300 obsessed with style? Absolutely. But it’s surprisingly not void of substance. So enjoy while we try to discuss that in between my guest’s ramblings about homosexuality and deformities. Featuring Special Guest Star Grant Groundhog Crawfish! -- IG: @BadMoviesPodcast Twitter: @BadMoviesCast 

The fine gentlemen that I grew up playing DnD with helped me to review the Dungeons and Dragons movie from 2000! The results were about what you’d expect

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