The Baltimore Bitches Podcast

New year, new vibe, same bitches.

We’re talking goals, words, and the energy we’re carrying (and not carrying) into 2026. Megan joins us and it’s exactly as chaotic as you’d expect.

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Nothing says holiday spirit like recording a podcast at Chili’s. We’re yapping about Christmas traditions, pop culture updates, and Chili’s supremacy with Megan (our lawyer) joining us to keep things cute and compliant. Merry Marg-mas everyone ❤️

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We’re Bitchin’ & Brewin’ with Morning Mugs, babes.

This week we dive into how the Mug Men built one of Baltimore’s favorite caffeine hubs, drop some scorching-hot coffee takes, and let them design a drink for us that may or may not change our lives.

It’s local, it’s caffeinated, it’s a little unhinged (just how we like it).

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Gobble gobble, bitches!

We’re roasting Thanksgiving, spilling all the pop culture tea (Kim failed the bar… again, and DWTS, obviously), and mapping our brand-new holiday edition Baltimore Loop.

Gravy? Check. Red flags? Everywhere. iPad adult energy? Also included.

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Are Kaleigh’s sniffles over an illness or the fact that Andy Richter is still in DWTS?

We’re congested but committed, so grab your tissue and tune in for our weekly recap and whatever pop-culture drama we’re too nosy to ignore.

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A little bit spooky, a lot unhinged, and one man dressed as processed meat.

Listen, laugh, and pretend you’re not judging us.

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Toy Story gave us trust issues, so did Tyra Banks with her hot ice cream. Frankly, we’re one samba roll away from a breakdown.

Like, subscribe, and embrace the chaos or risk being personally insulted by Tyra.

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This week’s episode is giving… chaos with a side of science.

Taylor dropped a new album (Swifties, we apologize in advance). We question why Baltimore currently smells like a fart, and somehow become certified marine biologists in the process.

Plus: seasonal depression check-ins!

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We yapped. We cackled. We went on tangents that had no business making sense. And somehow, it’s still worth a listen.

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Love you BB's!

The girls are back and ready to yap. Tune in for laughs, tangents, and plenty of hot takes. We’re talking hot girl walks, Love is Blind (we’re so back baby) and playing a game of would you rather.

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Catch us on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. Follow along on Instagram and TikTok (@baltimorebitchespodcast) for extra content and behind-the-scenes chaos.

Xoxo,

The Baltimore Bitches