Season 3, Episode 14: “The Lockdown Lowdown.” In this episode, Shaikh takes a queue from Emin’s (@mrhajiyev) to find a space with his kids to retell an anecdote about a ‘pick me, choose me, love me’ realtor during his apartment hunt. Emin is clearly not faithful to any media project as he’s signed on to talk about sex in Anastasia (@asiamint) and Eve Parker's (@evgenia.parker) new and yet-to-be-released YouTube project. While Emin spreads his leg and his talk time, Shaikh focuses on spreading the words . . . of literature as he embarks on a one-book one-week self-challenge during the lockdown.

Season 3, Episode 12: “Here Comes the Wave.” In this episode, Shaikh wears pants after three weeks and finds that he’s having sweatpants and pajama withdrawal. This reminds Emin (@mrhajiyev) of how we got overdressed just for the sake of it. They continue to discuss how isolation has changed their everyday habits. While Emin depends on food apps for meals, Shaikh is defending the satisfaction of solitude.

In this episode, Shaikh is stupid enough to tell his mom that he doesn't want kids because he's an environmentalist. Emin (@mrhajiyev) turns the concept of a permanent child into a rent-a-child business for which he on his own. The two get into why or why not they want to have kids, dynamics with their parents, and ultimately that children are the future of a well-decorated tombstone.