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  • EP 14: Customer Service Hell (Airbnb)

    In this eye-opening episode of "The Baptize Machine," your host Hans dives deep into the world of customer service nightmares with a special guest, the voice behind @SadCustomers on Twitter and the creator of CustomerServiceHell.com.
    @SadCustomers discusses the pervasive issue of bad customer service, focusing on one of the biggest players in the hospitality industry, Airbnb. With a background rooted in customer service, they share their compelling journey and the motivation behind launching their website, which serves as a beacon of hope for people grappling with customer service problems.

    This conversation peels back the layers of the lackluster support and resolution provided by Airbnb, shedding light on safety concerns and unsettling incidents that have transpired on the platform.


    @SadCustomers draws intriguing comparisons between Airbnb's customer service and that of other companies, particularly airlines, unveiling the stark contrast in practices.

    The discussion doesn't stop there. Dive into the role of AI in the customer service landscape and explore the future of AI in the industry.


    @SadCustomers passionately underscores the importance of advocating for customer rights and shares invaluable tips for navigating the often frustrating world of customer service.

    Stay tuned for more thought-provoking episodes from "The Baptize Machine" and remember to subscribe, rate, and review us on your favorite podcast platform.
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    42 min
  • Episode 13: Phoenix's (@conspiracyfans) Conspiracy Chronicles

    In this thrilling episode of "The Baptize Machine," hosts Hans and the Wall Street Bitch delve into the intriguing world of conspiracy theories and the enigmatic guest, Phoenix, who calls the wild expanse of Alaska her home. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the bizarre and thought-provoking landscape of Phoenix's beliefs and experiences.

    The episode kicks off with an introduction to Phoenix and her background, setting the stage for what promises to be an eye-opening conversation. As Phoenix begins to share her story, listeners are captivated by her unique approach to promoting conspiracy theories – using OnlyFans as a platform to spread her unconventional ideas.

    As the hosts and Phoenix dive deeper into the discussion, they explore her belief in a multitude of conspiracies, including the existence of aliens and the mystery of ancient artifacts. Her passion and conviction shine through as she details her favorite conspiracy theories, even delving into the intriguing world of the transgender celebrity conspiracy.

    Phoenix's upbringing in the wilds of Alaska becomes a focal point as she describes the challenges of living in a land shrouded in darkness for a significant part of the year. She shares her strategies for passing the time and the unique experiences that come with being an Alaskan native.

    The conversation takes an unexpected turn as Phoenix opens up about the potential annexation of Alaska by Russia, sparking a fascinating discussion on geopolitics and regional concerns. She also addresses her disagreements with prominent podcasters and media figures, emphasizing the importance of kindness and understanding in an increasingly mean-spirited world.

    Listeners are treated to firsthand insights into Phoenix's personal experiences with poverty and her views on disadvantaged indigenous communities. Her anecdotes about encounters with aliens and UFO sightings add an extra layer of intrigue to this already captivating episode.

    As the episode progresses, Phoenix provides a glimpse into her favorite conspiracy theories and the evidence that fuels her beliefs. Personal boundaries and the topic of COVID-19 vaccination are also touched upon, offering a well-rounded perspective on her worldview.

    In the final moments of the episode, Phoenix shares her contact information for those eager to follow her work, leaving listeners with plenty to ponder. "The Baptize Machine" continues to challenge conventional thinking and explores the depths of human curiosity with another thought-provoking installment.

    Tune in to Episode 13, "Phoenix's Conspiracy Chronicles," and prepare to embark on a journey into the mind of a conspiracy theorist like no other.


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    44 min
  • EP 12: Unmasking Extremism: Jake Angeli-Chansley (Americas Shaman) & Peter Laffin"

    Join us for a thought-provoking interview session with Jake Chansley, the notorious figure known as the QAnon Shaman, as he takes us through his unique perspective and experiences. Explore the mind of a man who played a significant role in the events surrounding the Capitol Riot and learn more about his beliefs and motivations. But the conversation doesn't stop there! We're thrilled to welcome Peter Laffin from the Washington Examiner, who will join us to provide valuable insights and analysis on the interview. Together, we'll delve deep into the complex world of conspiracy theories, political extremism, and the broader implications of these movements in American society. Don't miss this in-depth discussion that promises to shed light on some of the most pressing issues of our time. Stay tuned for a compelling exchange of ideas and perspectives.



    Peter

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/patriotism-unity/covid-origins-disinformation-operation-has-obliterated-trust-in-institutions

    Jake

    https://twitter.com/AmericaShaman

    forbiddentruthacademy.com


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    2 hr 10 min
  • EP 11: CD McRae (@libertyantigone) and Raven (Time Traveler)

    In this captivating episode of the Baptize Machine Podcast, hosts Hans and The Wallstreet Bitch dive deep into two distinct yet intriguing conversations. First, they sit down with CD McRae (@libertyantigone) a passionate conservative and political science and economics graduate who's actively involved in local campaigns. CD shares her insightful perspectives on vital topics like teaching and personal protection in schools, the recent education laws in Florida, and the controversy surrounding certain books in school curricula. The conversation also takes a political turn, as CD discusses predictions for the 2024 election, the indictments against former President Trump, and the campaign against Ronna McDaniel, the head of the RNC. Listeners gain valuable insights into the factional divide within the Republican Party and the potential for a split.But the intrigue doesn't stop there! In the second half of the episode, we are introduced to Raven, a captivating time traveler who takes us on a journey through dimensions, spirits, and entities. Raven's unique perspective challenges conventional notions of good and evil as she shares her belief that everything simply "is." Her encounters with the void and her emphasis on protection and the power of the mind in manifesting and connecting to the source are both thought-provoking and enlightening. Raven believes that her purpose is to help others through her extraordinary experiences and inspires us all to tap into the higher realms within ourselves. To wrap up the conversation, Raven selects the fictional character Domo as her choice for president, adding an unexpected twist to the episode.Join Hans, The Wallstreet Bitch, CD McRae, and Raven as they explore the intersections of politics, time travel, spirituality, and the power of the mind in this mind-bending and enlightening episode of the Baptize Machine Podcast. Don't miss out on this engaging and thought-provoking discussion!



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    1 hr 19 min
  • EP 10:Conversations with the Extraordinary - Tina's Spiritual Dialogues with Jesus, Gandhi, and Sasquatch on The Baptize Machine 🎙️🌌

    Conversations with the Extraordinary - Tina's Spiritual Dialogues with Jesus, Gandhi, and Sasquatch on The Baptize Machine 🎙️🌌


    Dive into an episode of The Baptize Machine that transcends the ordinary! Join Hanz, with his healthy skepticism, and the Wallstreet Bitch, with her open-minded enthusiasm, as they interview Tina, a unique individual claiming to communicate with an array of interdimensional beings, including historical and mythical figures. Tina shares her profound conversations with Jesus, Mahatma Gandhi, and even Sasquatch. This episode is a rollercoaster of spiritual, historical, and mystical discussions that challenge the boundaries of belief and understanding. Will Hanz's skepticism be swayed by Tina's extraordinary claims? Tune in for an episode that not only explores the unknown but also delves into the depths of faith, history, and the possibility of interdimensional communication.##ConversationsWithTheExtraordinary #TinaSpiritualDialogues #JesusCommunications #GandhiTalks #SasquatchConversations #TheBaptizeMachine #InterdimensionalBeings #SpiritualPodcast #HistoricalMysteries #MythicalEncounters #SkepticVsMystic #ExploringTheUnknown #FaithAndUnderstanding #InterdimensionalCommunication #MysticalDiscussions #BeyondBelief #SpiritualJourneys #ChallengingPerceptions #HistoricalFigures #MythicalBeings #UnexplainedMysteries #PsychicCommunications #SpiritualAwakening #MysticConversations #BeliefSystems #HistoricalDialogues #OtherworldlyEncounters #ParanormalPodcast #SkepticismAndFaith #ExploringMysticism

    1 hr 15 min
  • EP 9: Descending into the Depths with Miner Mike Frick 💎🏔️

    EP 10: Descending into the Depths with Miner Mike Frick 💎🏔️

    Join Hans in this enthralling episode of The Baptize Machine, as he goes solo to delve into the mysterious and compelling world of mining with guest Mike Frick, a veteran MSHA (Mine Safety and Health Training) trainer, certified mine foreman, and an explorer with over 30 years of experience in the depths of the earth.
    In this episode, Mike shares tales from his adventures in notable mines like the Amethyst Queen in Creede, Joe John by Silverton, a coal mine near Durango, and the American Eagle by Victor. He recounts a harrowing close call and explains the intriguing aspects of the 1872 mining law, which astonishingly allows one to buy a mine for just $2 an acre.
    But there's more beneath the surface. Despite not believing in ghosts, Mike brings two eerie ghost stories – one from the Silverton Culvert and another involving the enigmatic Indian Henry's Ghost in Bull Canyon, Montrose County. 🌑👻
    We also dive into some intriguing listener questions: Has Mike experienced romance in the mines? Do people find sanctuary or even homes within these underground caverns? What about the myths of little people, like the albino little people of New Jersey, dwelling in mines?
    While the Wallstreet Bitch couldn't join due to family commitments, the show goes on with Hans leading the exploration into why mining isn't just about extracting precious materials – it's an adventure filled with stories, legends, and an undeniable allure.
    🎧 Get ready to uncover the hidden narratives and legends of the mining world in this episode of The Baptize Machine. It's a journey into the heart of the earth like no other!
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    44 min
  • EP 8: Love Gurus Casper and Cheryl Stockham Give Relationship and Love Advice

    EP 8: Navigating the Labyrinth of Love with Gurus Casper and Cheryl Stockham 🔮💘

    Strap in for a heart-opening episode of The Baptize Machine! In Episode 8, your dynamic hosts, Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch, delve into the enigmatic world of love and relationships with the guidance of renowned Love Gurus, Casper and Cheryl Stockham.

    Prepare for an intimate exploration of the art of love and connection. Casper and Cheryl, with their years of experience and profound insights, address the most pressing issues in modern relationships. From the intricacies of forgiveness to the nuances of communication, they cover it all. 🗣️❤️

    In this episode, we go deep into discussions about shared interests and their role in sustaining a relationship, the impact of youth and dating apps in today's love landscape, and, crucially, the red flags you shouldn't ignore. Whether you're navigating the dating world or looking to deepen your current relationship, the wisdom of Casper and Cheryl is here to light your way.

    But this isn’t just about advice; it's about understanding the core of what makes relationships tick in an increasingly complex world. Our Love Gurus blend their insights with the lively, unfiltered style of Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch, making this episode not only enlightening but irresistibly entertaining.

    🎧 Whether you're in love, looking for love, or simply love to hear about love, Episode 8 of The Baptize Machine is your ticket to understanding the mysteries of the heart. Tune in and transform your perspective on relationships and love.



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    1 hr 5 min
  • EP 7: The Return Of Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine To talk Health and Life

    Get ready for an enlightening and entertaining medical rollercoaster, because in Episode 7 of The Baptize Machine, the inimitable Doctor Steve of Weird Medicine fame makes his triumphant return! Hosts Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch are back at it, bringing you another episode packed with intrigue, laughter, and some bizarre medical wonders.

    In this captivating session, Doctor Steve dives deeper into the intriguing, often perplexing world of medicine and health. Known for his unique blend of humor and expertise, Doctor Steve unravels medical mysteries and sheds light on the latest health trends with a twist only he can deliver. 🤔🤣
    From discussing the most peculiar cases he's encountered to debunking popular health myths, Doctor Steve keeps you on the edge of your seat. He'll also be tackling your burning questions, offering insights that range from profoundly informative to delightfully weird.
    Whether you're a health enthusiast, a lover of medical oddities, or just in for a good laugh, this episode is the perfect prescription. So, buckle up for a journey through the fascinating, often hilarious world of Weird Medicine with Doctor Steve.
    🎧 Tune in to Episode 7 of The Baptize Machine for your dose of medical marvels and mirth. It's time to get weird with health!
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    1 hr 31 min
  • TWIN FLAMES EP 6: 🔮✨ Mystic Revelations & Unseen Bonds: A Journey Beyond the Ordinary ✨🔮

    Prepare to have your minds expanded and your beliefs challenged in this awe-inspiring episode of The Baptize Machine! Your fearless hosts, Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch, are back, delving into stories that defy conventional wisdom and transport you to the edges of reality.

    In the first half, we're joined by Gloria Sharlein, a self-proclaimed vaccine-injured urine therapist. Gloria's tale is one of transformation and controversial healing - a narrative that will make you question everything you thought you knew about health and recovery. 🌿💉

    Then, in a twist that turns the mystical dial up to eleven, we sit down with Mari Brown, a member of the Twin Flame community who experienced an otherworldly connection that transcends life and death. Mari's search for her twin flame had an unexpected revelation – she found him, but only after he had passed away. Their story is a heart-rending and soul-stirring exploration of love, loss, and the unbreakable bonds that exist beyond the physical realm. 💔🔥

    This episode of The Baptize Machine is not just a podcast; it's a portal to the extraordinary. Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch are ready to guide you through these mind-bending narratives with their trademark wit and empathy.

    So, tune in, open your hearts and minds, and prepare for a journey that will take you from the depths of personal struggle to the mysteries of cosmic connections. It's time to challenge the norm and embrace the incredible!

    🎧 Listen now and be part of this unforgettable adventure on The Baptize Machine!


    🌟 More About Gloria Sharlein 🌟

    For those intrigued by Gloria Sharlein's unconventional journey, here's a deeper dive into her story:

    Gloria, once leading a life shadowed by post-vaccination challenges, stumbled upon a path less traveled - urine therapy. This ancient practice, often mired in controversy and skepticism, became her beacon of hope and healing. Gloria's experience is not just about physical recovery; it's a tale of resilience, self-discovery, and pushing the boundaries of societal norms.

    Her approach, blending the ancient with the personal, offers a unique perspective on health and wellness. Gloria's journey is a testament to the power of self-experimentation and listening to one's body. Whether you're a skeptic, a curious listener, or someone exploring alternative healing methods, Gloria's story will provide food for thought and possibly open doors to new understanding.


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    1 hr 52 min
  • EP 5: 📦🚚 Unmasking Brown Boxes: Inside the UPS Jungle! 🚚📦

    Welcome to another electrifying episode of The Baptize Machine, where we peel back the layers and dive into the unknown! Join your audacious hosts, Hanz and the Wallstreet Bitch, as they embark on a rollercoaster ride into the world of UPS drivers.

    In this episode, we've scored some exclusive, behind-the-scenes tea straight from the source – two anonymous UPS drivers! Buckle up as UPS Driver 1 and UPS Driver 2 spill the beans on the ups, downs, and roundabouts of maneuvering through the labyrinth of delivery chaos. 📦💨

    From wild encounters to quirky on-the-job anecdotes, these masked heroes share tales that will have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even shedding a tear. Have you ever wondered what it's like dodging traffic, hustling against the clock, and dealing with the occasional mischievous dog, all while ensuring your packages are safely delivered? Well, wonder no more!

    So, grab your headphones 🎧, hit play ▶️, and get ready to witness the bustling world of brown boxes like never before! The Baptize Machine is here to deliver (pun intended) yet another sensational episode that you won't want to miss!


    Everything Sexy...Hosts: Hans and The Wall Street BitchFollow uswww.baptizemachine.com

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    1 hr 6 min

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