Welcome to The Bar is Open! Good Lord, we might be the luckiest and best country on the planet, who am I kidding, the US is the Greatest. You want to know why? Because we don't have insane liquor prices like the rest of the world and giant spiders only exist in Australia. OH! The fuk-off lady went viral this week(video), let's watch that, Liquid Death (not a sponsor - but would love you to be) has an amazing commercial, and the Top 5 Ways to survive a Nuke Strike, because the end is near. Grab a stiff drink, it's all going to end soon. Love you!