Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Beth's Birthday so we need to have a chat about aging. How old do you feel? It's always nice to know what inventions have been created since 1970 by year. A crazy kid wants to take everyone out, a dude has 100 skeletons on his property, and the man with the world's smallest peen. There's a whole lot more going on in here. It's also Beth's Whiskey Review Time, she doesn't know. Grab a drink, it's time to celebrate Beth! Cheers!

#1970 #age #getting older #Birthday #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Food Pyramid has been updated along with the alcohol consumption recommendations. Let's all rejoice! Let's also dive into the new estimated costs of eating better. Cardi B has a recommendation for eating bananas. A video of frog leg's that might not be on your menu. Plus, the insane new NYC Tenant Advocate is upset people found out she's rich. Grab a drink, sit back and relax, the weekend is almost here.

#foodpyramid #meatandfats #cardib #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! Are you ready for 2026? Do you have your new year's goal? We've got some weirdness to catch up on. The Pope is getting ready for aliens, stupid criminals haven't changed, some 2026 predictions from the OG Nostradamus, and some more questionable meat going through Chicago. Nothing unusual about that. It's 2026 and let's get it kicked off right with some plans for the year, a lot of crazy, and a Friday Night Feel Good!

#Crazy2026 #ChatGPT #Nostradamus #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's time! Crack open the champagne, get out the caviar, get the hot dogs roasting, we're leaving 2025 behind! Let's wrap this year up in a bun and smother it in ketchup, because it was weird as shit! Grab whatever you're pre-gaming with, and let's get ready to kick off 2026!

#newyearseve #2026 #pregame #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! Ever heard of Doll Mom? Well, it's a crazy story. Things people insert into themselves. Beth shares a crazy dating story. Plus, a bunch of other random stories. Cheers!

#dollmom #uglybaby #feelgood #podcast

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It's Christmas Eve and we're all out running around, cooking, getting last minute gifts, let's take a minute and chill. Grab a quick glass of chardonnay and relax. A little you time. Because we all know life is about to get even crazier over the next 24 hours. #christmasdecoration

#elfontheshelf #grinch #family #comedy #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's the one show this week, so let's go big! A woman was arrested after 40 years on the run. Skydiving might not be for us. The new Karen name for the kids. The Target lady who was targeted by a Karen. Plus, well, a ton more. Grab your pre-holiday drinks and let's start celebrating now. Cheers!

#Tagert #skydiving #womanarrested #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and there was lobster, in San Antonio! A driver teleported into a car and then crashed it. Hire a husband is a thing in Latvia. It's the end of the world again, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, buckle back in, and let's launch this shit rocket!

#Husband #lobster #Teleport #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! The U.S. is the greatest at a very specific thing, what do you think it is? A plane crashed and landed on a car in Florida. A dude acts like a baby, and he's married. McDonald's went crazy with a commercial. Triggered women go a little crazy over a paint color. Plus, we've got some great feel goods and a whole bunch more! Grab a hot chocolate and relax, it's almost the Holiday's.

#Planecrash #Fword #travel #Teleport #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! I blame Beth for tonight's main story, Butt Breathing Explained. WTF is Scrommiting? Googles most searched Sex terms, White ladies and a bear, Granny Ripper, and a ton more. Grab a drink, sit back, relax and let's get into some weirdness.

#buttbreathing #whitelady #bear #criminals #feelgood #podcast

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