We celebrate the birthday of our dear friend. He turns 30 today. He's practically in the coffin. Brett's Uncle Brenda stops by to share some juicy celebrity gossip. Frank, our dumb caller from Ohio, has flown into town and joins us in studio. He dumber that we thought.

Brian is gone, but Jeffer has returned. It's story time on this week's Basement Show. There are stories of love, relationships, and frothy spit-filled waterfalls. There are stories of betrayal, annoyance, and redemption. Then, there is an angry Dwarf - it's Charles - he's back, and he is pissed.

I am aware that the preshow is on the sound file. I will get that fixed soon. Until then, enjoy it!

Jeffer has left us this week to be a cowboy in Wyoming. The rest of us celebrate summer, discuss 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', and prove to you that the Brits are the more dumbest.

The show for next Friday will most likely be moved up to earlier in the week. The podcast will still be available on Monday, but we will probably broadcast live on Thursday. I will fill you all in as soon as the decision is made.

We are aware that the last few shows sound a bit more 'airy'. We are looking into it and will hopefully have it fixed by the next show.

We are sorry about last week. We return with a full crew, and many reasons to celebrate. We need you all to be mint, and you know that you need to GTL. We focus on the T this week. Bitches are crazy, word up.

In light of no show this week, I thought we could post an old show for you all to enjoy. This hasn't been publicly available for most of our listeners until now. Enjoy. From September of 2008. Almost 3 hours long. Completely drunk.

"Alex and Steve are gone, Jeffer is visiting and everyone's favorite Kansas City faggot returns from the east coast. After some discussion about the goings on in our life, we share our run ins with the law, highlight a sonic treasure we found hiding in the digital trash pile and crown our Chode of the Week.  All the while - we slip further and further into the buttery grips of complete drunkdom."

Brian is gone, but JOE is joining us in studio. In the future there is a pill that kills your spermand dissolves your balls, and some of us are willing to take that pill. We get really real and srius and discuss what happened last week that resulted in Jeff being left all alone. Dr. Nosewater joins us to discuss the oil spill in the Gulf, and tells us what our kids can do to help. Percival Sterling, the brain behind checkoutthatshit.com joins us to discuss the new website and his plans for the future of the ever so interesting subject of human crap.

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY TO JOE'S BABY GIRL!

Jeff has been left to do the show by himself and calls on a real friend to help him out. Together they tackle the subject of Sarah Palin, Mary, dog sex and soy milk. A special thanks to Adam for doing the show with Jeff this week. A ULTRA-SPECIAL FULL FRONTAL THANKS TO MUMBLYGARF FOR SAVING OUR DICKS THIS WEEK.

We will return next week, fully staffed... we think.

Brett is back but the Ghost is gone and Chris is taking his place. We drink and talk about dogs and poop. Charles returns with a cardboard box and a table to dance on.

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Chris is in studio while Brett is miles away. We ask the greatest fans in the world to be even greater. Chris and Steve contemplate having their own show. Mangrave drops in to talk about his version of monogamy.

The entire crew is back plus one angry marine. The rest of the guys finally get their DSLs wrapped around a nice thick Tastykake. Walt Bodine stops in to share his educational music with us and the children. Jeff has a new journal entry by Chet Stufford to read. Our new favorite listener Frank calls in and is still as stupid as he was the first time. Tune in on upcoming shows to find out more about our plans for The Basement Show #100.

Here are pictures from the shittiest parade ever, as discussed on the show.

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