The Basic Bitch's Guide to Life

The Basic Bitch's Guide to Life

By Aly Keves and Christina WarrenTV & Film
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The Basic Bitch's Guide to Life episodes

  • Episode 5: Aly Calls Mindy Kaling

    Aly and Christina had scheduling issues this week so instead of a full podcast, listen to Aly call Mindy Kaling's voicemail every day for two weeks. It's awesome.

    Links:

    Aly's story about calling Mindy Kaling's voicemail 14 times for The Daily Dot

    5 min
  • Episode 4: LAMY is Back

    Aly and Christina discuss Back to the Future Day, the valiant return of LAMY, Christina's interview with Jony Ive and Anna Wintour and Aly's meeting with Michael Strahan. They also debate the merits of the One Direction song "Perfect."

    Links:

    Back to the Future Day on The Daily Dot

    Back to the Future Day on Mashable

    Christina's interview with Jony Ive and Anna Wintour

    Rolling Stone's interview with The Weeknd

    Taylor Swift performing "All too Well" at the 2014 Grammy Awards

    Lamar and Khloe call off the divorce

    Drake's Hotline Bling memes

    Degrassi: The Next Generation: Where Are They Now

    One Tree Hill

    Christina buys things from Gallery 1988

    One Direction "Perfect" music video

    "Style"/"Perfect" mashup

    Michael Strahan's new book Wake Up Happy

    Basic Bitch fashion is now on trend

    Basic Bitch of the Week: Khloe Kardashian

    39 min
  • Episode 3: RIP ANTM

    Christina & Aly discuss Ethan Embry's appearance on "The Walking Dead," the sad situation regarding Lamar Odom and the cancelation of "America's Next Top Model." They also talk about Taylor Swift shoes, missing "The Bachelor" and Aly's new dog, Matzah.

    Links:

    Ethan Embry on IMDb

    Lamar Odom's condition update

    Khloe & Lamar on IMDb

    America's Next Top Model

    Tyra's announcement

    Tyra yells at Tiffany

    Taylor Swift Keds (the ones I bought)

    Basic Bitch of the Week: Tyra Banks

     

     

     

    36 min
  • Episode 2: Bieber's Penis

    Christina and Aly discuss Justin Bieber's penis, the Kanye West-Weezer mashup, Yeezer and the return of "The Walking Dead."

    Links:

    Justin Bieber's penis (NSFW but oh so good):

    Yeezer Also available on Mediafire

    Basic Bitch of the Week: Sara Bareilles

    Honorary Queen of the Week (she's just too cool to be basic): Nicki Minaj

    34 min

About The Basic Bitch's Guide to Life

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It took a while, but Aly and Christina have finally come to terms with the fact that oftentimes, they are just basic bitches. Celebrating the highlights of lowbrow pop culture (the Kardashians,…