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My merman and I have been spending time at the dive-in.

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Mermaids are claustrophobic. We’re also allergic to oregano. But not Oregon.

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Baby, there are sharks in the water.

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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but I prefer to compete in SeaQuestrian events.

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Mermaids have many options for medical care.

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#audio. #mermaidminute #humor #parody #christmas Me-Me del Mare shares the famous mermaid poem “A Visit from Old Sandy Klaws”

Still, I heard him exclaim as his bubble trail died…

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That’s it for now, Santa. Give my love to Ms. Claus, and scritch Blitzen behind the left antler for me. You know that’s her favorite spot.

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Frosty the Narwhal

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Yes, Marina, there is a Sandy Klaws. He exists as certainly as the tidepools, ocean currents and kelp forests exist, and you know that they abound to help sustain the lives of you and your family, as well as providing beauty and joy.

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#audio. #mermaidminute #humor Me-Me del Mare talks about Sandy Claws’s relationship with dolphins

Deck the shoals with strands of kelp

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