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And on solstice mornings, with landwalker-entrancing song and candy darters, they would send me out to play and I would glide through the swaying kelp searching for news of the Seven Seas, and always find a barnacle-crusted whale by the deep trench or perhaps a clownfish with its colors dimmed by the colder water.

Mark, the Encaffeinated One

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In the deep blue ocean, far beneath the tide,

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My personal favorite bedtime story though is AlexFlounder and the Torrential, Hazardous, Not-Calm, Very-Dangerous Wave.

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Using the to-dune list is a great way to relieve stress.

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My merman and I have been spending time at the dive-in.

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Mermaids are claustrophobic. We’re also allergic to oregano. But not Oregon.

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Baby, there are sharks in the water.

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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but I prefer to compete in SeaQuestrian events.

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Mermaids have many options for medical care.

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