The Bearded Beer Pod

Join me LIVE from the Caves during the Edinburgh Festival Fringe for a special episode of the Bearded Beer Pod.

The show "AI August" is a month of beer reviews written by AI and interspersed with shit stories.

Thanks to the almost 60 people that came along. Let me know what you think and I'll maybe do it again next year!!

Laurence Tuck

Billy Kirkwood

Kick Ass Hostel

2 Sick Guys

Friz Frizzle

Mortal Kocktail

Yum Yum

The Big Swally / Caledonian Craft Beer Merchant

Brewhemia Gentleman's Afternoon Tea

Pizza Posto

James Beatty

Mike Eshaq

Fleshtival

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Well, July was a bit pish for the beers, so I've made the best of a bad lot and recorded a podcast anyway. Sorry.

I've totally not spun it out, either. Not sorry.

Check out Battle Beard and buy some shit.

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We Went to Tempest for a Pint

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Bearded Beer Pod ASMR Special: May-June 2024

Welcome, Bearded Beer Pod fans, to the most anticipated (or should we say, hop-ticipated?) episode of the year: our May-June 2024 ASMR special! Brace yourselves for a tantalizing symphony of sounds that will tingle your taste buds and tickle your auditory senses.

In this sudsy serenade, we dive headfirst into the fizzy fray with G’s infamous "Crack-a-Cold-One" opener, where each pop, hiss, and glug is amplified to frothy perfection. Feel the bubbles fizz and the carbonation caress your ears like never before!

Next, we transition into "The Whispering Yeast," where our resident fermentation enthusiast softly speaks the secrets of yeast strains and brewing techniques, all while lightly tapping on glass carboys and stainless steel fermenters. It's like a TED Talk, but way more intoxicating.

Don't miss "The Hops Rub," a segment dedicated to the gentle rustling of hop pellets between fingertips. The soothing crinkle will have you feeling like you’re floating in a field of hops on a breezy summer day. Ahhh, tranquility.

And for the grand finale, "Malted Melodies" offers a mouth-watering mashup of sounds from malting barley. Enjoy the rhythmic swish of grains in burlap sacks and the delicate clinking of malted barley being poured into the mill. It's a grainy groove guaranteed to get you in the brewing mood.

But wait, there's more! As always, there’s a twist: G was too lazy to write this himself and outsourced the job to an AI. Yup, he’s now in cahoots with SkyNet. Long live our new robot overlords!

So, sit back, relax, and let the Bearded Beer Pod ASMR special whisk you away to a hoppy haven. Cheers!

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I survived a holiday and some twat being mean to me to bring you yet another high-quality episode of BBP.

I think I was gonna mention Mancave Scents and Dark Element Brewing for being legends.

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March has ben fucked into a cocked hat, so it's time for more of my bollocks.

Join me on a rich adventure on the tapestry of events what occurred in my bevvy journey in March.

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Wowzers. Two months in a row. Imagine what it'd be like if someone sponsored an episode...

This month, I talk bollocks about yet more beer, laugh too long at the word "spaff" and make a noise like wanking for your entertainment.

Here's to next month and mair of my pish.

Braw Beard Oil

Braw Beard & Moustache Championships Tickets 2025

Braw Beard & Moustache Championships Highlight Video

BBB On-stage at Drygate!

Billy Kirkwood (Compere of BBMC, Comedian, Goth Dad God, Wrestling Fanatic, Presenter & All-Round Sweetheart)

Plus 48 Tattoo

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I'M BACK!

Hopefully...

Here we are with a bumper episode of the BBP, covering November & December 2023 plus January 2024.

I mentioned something about a photo in the show notes, but I can't remember what it was of. Tough titty. Enjoy!

Brewhemia Gentlemans Afternoon Tea

Mancave Candles

The Audacious Detangling Beard Brush - The Audacious Beard Co

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I'm back after surviving a weekend of pissing up in Plymouth with another steaming puddle of jizz that is the Bearded Beer Pod. There's a special treat before the end ident track, so stick around for a surprise!

The Bald Viking

Vessel Beer Shop, Plymouth

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Instead of doing yer Maw, I've done Verdant. Join me for a 30 minute ramble through the tasty, tasty Verdant brews I've enjoyed over the last few years!

Verdant Brewing Company

Verdant Web Shop

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September is done! Green Day are now awake, so join me for a trot through this month's beers and hear me almost puke from laughing so much at my own jokes.

I can't be arsed linking loads of shit in the show notes, so here is just the beardy stuff I mentioned:

Braw Beard

The Braw Beard and Moustache Championships 2024

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