The Beef Special

This episode is a masterclass in what it's like to both be chronically online and somehow also, as the kids say it, Unc. But that's the duality of Hannah and Halle. There's also some life updates sprinkled in, which is why episodes keep taking longer and longer to come out, so I personally apologize on their behalf. Hope you enjoy.

Hannah and Halle are back from an unintentional hiatus with an episode they actually recorded about five months ago. In that time, they moved out of their shared townhome and now live in separate apartments in the city. It was for their own good. Maybe this episode will shed some light on how that happened, who knows. Hope you enjoy <3

As mentioned last episode, Hannah and Halle went to a Valentine's singles party with their good friend and lifelong social experiment, Bruce. Janelle graciously attended as well, and the four had a night worth talking about on a mediocre podcast. Hope you enjoy <3

Here's the long awaited update on Halle's dapper date. Spoiler, it ended, but it was nice while it lasted, so she says. Hannah unfortunately can't say the same about the human nightmare she met on hinge. After getting into the salacious details, the two discuss their ins and outs for 2025. Feel free to add your own in the comments below! Hope you enjoy <3

Happy New Year, folks! Can we still say that? Anyway, this episode proves that Hannah and Halle's opinions age like milk given the results of the election (see two episodes ago). So, please remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt. They can't be trusted. In other, lighter, news the two end up discussing the intricacies of making Spotify playlists, and then Halle can't shut up about the date she was asked on- it's rare for her. Hope you enjoy.

This episode we find out there is in fact a circumstance in which Hannah becomes a football fan. Halle goes on some rant about live music, and the two finally cover some beef that was submitted by one of you lovely listeners. Hope you enjoy.

Seeing as our last episode was about the upcoming election, we will definitely have one coming out discussing the aftermath. This ep was recorded a bit ago, so it won't address our current thoughts.

This episode starts off very low energy since Halle had a wee bit too much to drink the night before, but things sure do pick up once they start talking about the upcoming election and team USA popping off at the Olympics. This might be one of the only times in their life where they talk about the US in a positive way. Truly a moment to savor.

You know when you're really bad at texting back, and then most of your replies to your friend end up becoming "oh my gosh I'm so sorry. I totally typed out a reply and forgot to send." That's what this episode was. We recorded it a while ago, but then someone (Halle) really dragged her feet on editing because she was getting annoyed by audio issues again. Yes, it's a tale as old as time. She's not working on it.

This episode starts with a bang where Hannah and Halle have completely forgotten how to introduce it. The rest, I don't even know. Enjoy!!!

Yeah, they're talking about smut books again. But what Halle insists is in a really cool and tasteful way (it is not). In other new, Hannah continues to flaunt her social media break, and Halle details yet another man calling her a narcissist. Can we blame him? She writes these descriptions in third person.

Listen. This was recorded a while ago, but Halle could not figure out Reaper to save her life. She lost the end of the recording and tried to redo it as if it was never gone but she's not an actor so she had to fess up. But whatever! It's here! The very first episode recorded in person now that Hannah and Halle live together. They give a little synopsis on what they've been up to and then maybe get into some beef? Who knows. Listen to find out. Love you. Tootles <3