The Beef Special

Do people read these? The way the entire contents of the episode escape my mind after we record them actually scares me. What did I say? I don't fucking know. Anyway, this episode was recorded remotely. I paid $19 for a remote recording subscription, so I no longer have to have these conversations with Hannah in person. Worth every penny.

This is late because I didn't want to publish it. But I had a little chuckle while editing so maybe you will too. Don't get your hopes up.

You know the fucking drill: send beef to [email protected] or via DM on Insta @thebeefspecial. Love ya

This week's episode is short and sweet, mainly because we had to record it twice due to some chaotic rants. The audio is still a mess, but don't ask Halle about it because she will scream. Hope you enjoy <3

I'm going to be honest. Every time I (Halle) come to publish this nonsense, I don't even remember what it's about. I have the memory of a goldfish and the heart rate of a hamster running on all four cylinders. All you need to know is that we finally got an ad, which is probably out of place in the ep but we're figuring it out, and you can submit beef to us at [email protected]. We love you thanks for listening <3

It wouldn't be a Beef Special episode if Tiktok wasn't referenced a million times, and this episode is no different. From watered-down drinks to reality TV, Hannah and Halle get into their petty beef with a concerning level of detail. As always, you can submit beef to us via a voice memo or email at [email protected]. 

We're back by unpopular opinion. This episode is brought to you by Halle feeling an insane amount of guilt for not sticking to the weekly schedule; she still managed to upload on the wrong day. As always, please send us your beef to [email protected]. We'd love to read and discuss.

We, and I'm sure you as well, needed a break from us being little debbie downers. Did we still complain? Probably. Did we drink while recording and make fools of ourselves? Absolutely.

Gonna be honest, this episode isn't for the faint of heart. Roe v. Wade was overturned, as expected, and we're obviously not too pumped about it. Did we go into all the details about the overturn? No. Did we go on frustration-fueled rants? Yes.

Anyway, if you're in the US, register to vote (vote.gov). All of our rights are on the line.

On a lighter note, shout out to Kieran for submitting beef. Probably the best part of the episode.

This episode, like all the others, is a bag of nonsense. It features some beef from you lovely listeners, so we hope you like it. 

Any beef can be sent to us via email at [email protected]. That includes beef you have with us. Some beef with Halle was sent in this episode, and it was completely valid. Keep it coming!

We're back! Hannah decided to take a much-needed vacation to Florida and completely shirked her podcasting responsibilities. Halle, of course, has been an angel and worked tirelessly to get this podcast back up and running. This episode has it all: Halle's many grievances, Hannah's fidget spinner, and the beautiful Chantelle's beef. Hope you enjoy.