Talks about her Jewish credentials, thanks men for granting the "Year of the Woman," and shares her gratitude for new abortion laws that help save her from her own silly decision making.

Hopes that Bill Clinton will bring some white trash-ness to the White House, shares his strategy for protecting himself at the ATM, and muses on violence in America.

Complains about Michael Bolton's music, wonders who buys boxed sets of CDs, talks about using a wok at home and feeding the homeless, and shares which brand of toilet paper he uses.

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Shares some useful sex tips, describes some wacky stuff he's seen walking around the village, and recounts the painful details of his break up.

Complains about disgusting cat calls, worries about having agreed to be a bridesmaid in her friend's wedding, and talks about the troubles of job interviews.

Suggests that old people should not be allowed to drive and complains about hotels that try to be too fancy.

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Wonders why guys never get bloated and explains how young girls ruin young boys' lives.

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Talks about what it's like to have a stupid boyfriend, describes her macho dad, and explains how she takes advantage of her voice.

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Complains that people assume all redheads know one another and lists the things he does to try to stay awake when he's driving late at night.

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Blames his insomnia on his boredom, recounts a trip to Las Vegas, and complains about beautiful but idiotic neighbors.