The Great and Powerful Smitty Oz graces us with his presence and amazes us with his prognostications. The Charch Challenge 2024 is over and we look forward to 2025. 

A lot happened in 4 weeks:  Road trips, bottle pissers, Kaliakmanis Konfusion, Billie Eilish, Ratt, Blouses, Dick Pics, Burnsville Events, Tots vs. Toys, Fecal Obstruction, raw liver, nut shots, Blue Sky, Golden At-Bats, and Rosen's pubes.

You've heard of the VEN. You've probably heard of the AVN's. We proudly present the first-ever VEN AVN's. 

It's spooky season, and we get a visit from the Ghost of Chris Hawkey Past, Present and Future. And we throw a bone (well, not a bone, hopefully candy) to the kiddos of our Patreon crew. 

The World has existed a long time, and has somehow survived without a Mock Draft of the Top 10 Crow Kickers in history. We fix that. Oh, and the Vikings are 5-0. 

Sauce makes one of the great calls of all time. Smitty plays Cory vs. Tori. And Betz's crank is a topic of conversation. Thanks, Tommy. 

The behind-the-scenes tell-all story of how two underage middle-school kids built a highly-rated TV show about gambling on the NFL. Or something like that. 

We celebrate all things football:  the origin of Martin Moistchew, Smitty's Saturday Night Special, and a huge breakdown of our fantasy teams! Plus updates on the Quote of the Year Tournament and Initials Tournament Final. 

The Quote of the Year Selection Show has arrived. We lay out the 36 quotes in 4 regions competing for the coveted title of the quote that will live in history. 

It's a Wildcard Orgy as we break down a crazy 2024 Initials Tournament. We reveal the Bets & Quotes All-Star Mispronunciation Team. And Rosie stops by for a press conference.