Originally Aired December 11, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The dangers of Christmas. Everything you wanna know about Serenity Kennel. 

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Snow facial. Dirt tooth. Everything you wanna know about the unspoken rules of parenting. Originally aired, Wednesday, December 10, 2025. 

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Originally Aired December 9, 2025: World class entertainer C. Willi Myles. OMG SHOES. Everything you wanted to know about 44-year old quarterbacks.

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Originally Aired December 8, 2025: Rick's Cabaret girls in studio. Fap-sicles. Everything you wanna know about frost jacking. 

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Originally Aired December 5, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Minnesota Krampus in-studio. Everything you wanna know about the worst pop culture Santas. 

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Originally Aired December 4, 2025: Spermanent vacation. Come back with a warrant. Everything you wanna know about an 81-year-old true eater. 

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Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Meow-chie. Everything you wanna know about smelling animal butts. Originally aired Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

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Originally Aired December 2, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions. Greatest Zachs of all time. Everything you wanna know about burning your parents house down. 

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Originally Aired December 1, 2025: We're back from vacation! Do you wanna see a dead body? Everything you wanna know about drive-by penising. 

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