93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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146 min
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38%
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93X Half-Assed Morning Show episodes

September 07 ("Best Of"): Jerkwads vs. Buttlords
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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2 hr 31 min
September 04 We Got the Beaks
Originally Aired September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up!

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2 hr 24 min
September 03 Jaugust
Originally Aired September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut.

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2 hr 25 min
September 02 Wee Wee Peen Way
Originally Aired September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach.

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2 hr 26 min
September 01 I'm Sexy and I Know It
Originally Aired September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know?

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2 hr 29 min
August 31 Boob-Weiser
Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer.

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2 hr 27 min
August 28 Pantie Sniffer
Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd.

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2 hr 23 min
August 27 Jujitsu Bear
Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for learning.

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2 hr 28 min
August 26 Remembering Dolly Parton
Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the call coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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2 hr 21 min
August 25 The Brown Challenge
Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com.

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2 hr 25 min

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Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.