Paul pontificates on the qualities of teaching your children lessons out of a theoretical Life 101. Kind of like the unwritten rules of baseball, but written down. Randy ruins everyones worship experience from now on due to a great Crop Dusting story.

Just so your prepared, we are all over the place during our conversation this week. Paul found the sound FX button for the show, and Randy wanted to discuss the worlds first Penis & Scrotum implant. They boys also dipped their toe in the waters of the following:

Old School Etiquette Book

Timber Balls

Blue Dong on Building in Sweden

TCAP

SOS (Sh*t on Shingles)

Date Night with your Spouse

PBA League

Single Serving Friends (on an Airplane)

5 Love Languages

And so much more......

ENJOY!

A POD so nice we had to do it twice. We walk through the most recent goings on in the US (Barbara Bush's Death, Preds Hockey, & Flying Southwest Airlines). 

Randy celebrated his 41st Birthday and finds his Holy Discontent - Making fun of the Western Church. While Paul pimps out his daughter on GoFundMe............for a World Championship Trip. What the Fetter?

The guys are in different locations and yet somehow Donna is still behind the glass. Randy discusses his 11:30pm experience at Taco Bell and Paul shares an update on his car dealership issues. Spoiler alert, it's over!

Our new Best Friend, Life Coach, Author, & Podcaster - Steve Austin stops by the show to share his story. Steve walks us through how a failed suicide attempt, redemption and GOD can use the worst day in someone's life to find their purpose. Mental Illness in the church.

Our special guest Mike Forku drops by to class up the show. Paul and Randy are left speechless and quite frankly bewildered during the conversation. Mike share his experience with Car Detailing, Fedora Hats Collections, & Uber driving experiences that could include, threesomes, 15 year Pappy Van Winkle, or Singing How Great Thou Art in a strangers Dining Room. 

The boys switch it up on this episode and Paul talks about Octopus arms and they include a Randy approved "worship song". Enjoy!

Paul finally discovers a drink that literally everyone Randy knows has had before. Randy discusses Brown Rice Envy and his most recent drive thru experience.

They boys also discuss their easter traditions and are surprised to find out that Easter is based off of a pagan goddess Ishtar, and it takes them down a ridiculous path.

Paul runs into Harry Caray's confused cousin Gerry at a bar and finds out that they are very similar. Randy ponders why his car never comes with all the "bells and whistles". Matter of fact he has never seen a bell or whistle in any of his vehicles.

Comedian Kyle Castro stops by and has us cracking up pretty much the whole episode, so we apologize upfront for the obnoxious laughter. I mean who else can talk about "Going to a Potluck at The Church of Satan".

Finally, Randy makes fun of Rich Mullins and the boys settle in on what excites them the most about spring time.

Paul and Randy share their strange obsession with weather and recount their craziest encounters with weather. Randy also believes that Pinterest is actually designed by the devil and is very close to "Hell" on earth. This is a full on No Jock Strap Required episode. Hang on!

Paul Cocks his ???, ISCODBOB, The Bahama Shoes, and Rules for dating Paul and Randy's Teenage Daughters, hint: DON'T. 

Also just a couple of questions for you. What was your 1st Job and what was your 1st W-2'd Job? We would love to hear from you.

No stone is left unturned in this episode.

In this episode Randy comes clean to Paul about his "Men's Group" and what he has really been attending the past 6 Months. 

Randy and Paul also have a great conversation with Author, CEO, & #ThisIsWhatAnxietyFeelsLike Creator Sarah Fader. She shares her story about what living with Mental Illness is like and why she is passionate in helping others find their voice through her organization Stigma Fighters. 

The Boys round out the show with Paul sharing the Top 5 US Foods that the rest of the world find disgusting.