Celtic defeat Rangers 1-0 at Ibrox and the fallout ensues... Is the quality of the Old Firm acceptable? Is Beale to blame? And who's eating yoghurts on the podcast?

Celtic fail to win once more, despite keeping their first clean sheet of the season! Ahead of the first derby of the season, the lads decide who's had the best transfer window so far, their dream deadline day signing, and predict who will be bragging on next week's episode...

The tables turn as Celtic are knocked out of the League Cup by Kilmarnock at Rugby Park. As deadline day approaches, debate rages over which club is the most appealing for potential signings - and whether or not Rangers will win the Treble...

Which Glasgow side will go furthest in Europe this season? Should Rangers and Celtic move to the English Premier League if the option ever presents itself? And who remembers FK Viktoria Zizkov?

Panic stations, or early days? Who has contributed the most to Scottish football in the last five years?

After the first game of the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership Season, Steve, Scott and Patrick discuss the fallout from a routine Celtic victory and Rangers' shock defeat to Killie - before falling out about the co-efficient, pondering plastic pitches, and testing each other with trivia.