In this episode, Jehu is made king and God tells him to kill everyone in Ahab's family that pisses against a wall. So he starts on that mission by killing Ahab's son, Jehoram, and Ahab's wife, Jezebel.

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In this episode, a skeptic is trampled, God sends a seven year famine, Elisha lies, and a king is smothered with a wet cloth.

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Elisha cures a Syrian captain's leprosy, then gives leprosy to his servant Gehazi and all of Gehazi's descendants. He also makes an axe head swim, blinds a Syrian army, shows that he has ESP, and sends a famine on Samaria. All in one episode that ends with these words: Behold, this evil is of the LORD

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In this episode, Elisha makes a woman pregnant. Then when her son dies, he brings him back to life by laying on top of the dead boy's body, putting his mouth on his mouth, his eyes on his eyes, and his hands on his hands. And the boy's body waxed warm and sneezed seven times.

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In this episode, Elijah goes to heaven in a chariot of fire, and 42 children are ripped apart for making fun of Elisha's bald head.

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This is our shortest episode so far. Only a little over 6 minutes! But it's a fun story and a good start to the book of Second Kings.

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In this episode, Jezebel and Ahab falsely accuse a man of blasphemy so they can get his land after he is stoned to death. Then God sends Elijah to tell Ahab that God will punish him for it by killing all of his family who piss against the wall - feeding their dead bodies to birds and beasts.

Meanwhile, God puts a lying spirit in prophets to convince Ahab to go to war so that he can be killed in battle. And the dogs licked Ahab's blood according to the word of the Lord.

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In episode 137 (1 Kings 13), a lion kills a prophet for believing another prophet. In this episode, a lion kills a man for refusing to smite a prophet. So moral of the story it this: Don't believe a prophet if he tells you something, or smite him if he asks you to smite him, or God will send a lion to kill you (or something like that).

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In this episode, Elijah is touched by an angel and eats some angel food cake, while God promises to kill everyone in Israel except for 7000.

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In this episode, Elijah invites 450 prophets of Baal to a prayer contest. Elijah wins and then kills the losers.

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