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  • #69 - The Conspiracy Cast

    Is this is the end for the Big Pair? Can they really sustain a 6+ hour podcast? Will Youtube allow it? How much of a marathon podcast would survive? How is Booty alive after that much liquor and Malc after those many Fedex guys?

    Fun fact for the kids at home, Tinfoil hats are extremely hot, especially when you are fighting our reptilian overloads from Draco, the New World Order and defending the Stargate in Iraq against intentional inflation from the Fed, team up with The Big Pair, Alex Jones, Thomas Jefferson, Jesus, and David Icke in this royal rumble of conspiracy theories! only 69 more episodes to go until Conspiracy Cast II.



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  • #68 - Making Up Movies Using 2022 Oscars Nominee Titles

    Boy oh boy, do you have a swell episode waiting for you here! Join the BIG pair for a brief Russia-Ukraine update now starting the 7th inning stretch, and a new segment "Pulled from his Booty" Where Booty discusses an oddly specific Kristie Alley Fantasy, Malcolm learns a new word, and together the BIG Pair agree to name every dog they have in the future Rocket. All this and more as they review the Oscars based solely on the titles of this years nominee's. Join us right away to level up your cultural intelligence...and I will trade you some Licorice Pizza if you bring a Twix bar.



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  • #67 - Being IT for Old People

    How would you like to buy a premium  calculator program to run on your Windows PC? Sounds great right? what if we could offer it for a low low price of $85 per year! and you get the joy of updating it every year without fail, or it stops working, never mind the fact that you have a built in Calculator anyway.....But first:

    Do you take a poop in public? do you look at other people's shoes when you do? If so, congratulations on making the 12% of our listeners that are female and we are glad you are here, additionally, wtf is wrong with ya'll, it's a toilet and meant to be pooped in, you do NEED to mock the people pooping there.

    IF you are still reading, you can find out the latest news on Russia, which member of the BIG pair has a shy butthole, and all the reasons putting liquid D in your mouth is great on this weeks episode and so much more! Download it today!




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  • #66 - Putin’s Failing His Invasion

    It's not quite WW3, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't prepper your Angus and buy pallets of microwaveable rice just in case...Join TheBIGPair as they take an objective look at both sides of the Ukraine/Russia situation with overloaded amounts of skepticism and a healthy distrust of both domestic AND foreign media. TheBIGPair solve the diplomatic crisis present via microtransactions in war, clown suites for all CNN reporters, and Booty has a Freedom dilemma while debating the merits of a small yield tactical nuke.  Best part of all...if it all fails and the nukes start to fly, you won't even need a microwave for all that rice!



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  • #65 - Russia Going Nuclear?

    Download this episode right away before the EMP knocks your electricity and you need to hand crank your generators to hear us give you the absolutely most insightful and accurate take on the Ukrainian/Russian conflict to date. How does this war playout, what are the motivations for both sides, who should we cheer for? Who does Rocky need to fight in order to make us feel good about whats happening in the world? Can anyone even tell the difference between Ukrainians and Russians? What is A Belarus? What moves prompt Putin to use Thermobaric rockets, and what happens if Putin loses? All this and so much more this week, get it while you can still afford to listen to it!



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  • #64 - Canada Convoy Protest

    Join us this week as we take a not-so-polite view at the ruckus rocking the red and white land to the north. We break down the difference between the Emergency powers acts as declared by herr Trudeau and those declared by his political frontrunner, Der Fuhrer via the enabling acts (see if you can spot the differences other than German vs English). Be amazed as old women are trampled to death by horses, keep your eyes glued to the high-wire as Trudeau balances a complete lack of concern for his fellow citizens with a absolute hatred as he freezes their bank accounts, and stay tuned for the end of this new world order circus as they send in the clowns to fire anyone that donated any amount of money to the "hacked" GiveSendGo program to fund the freedom protests going on in Canada. Also covered is the near certain invasion of Ukraine that Brandon has nearly succeeded in provoking and a very special birthday wish as part of the Big pair ages a little less gracefully than the other.  We even get some real live Canadians to join us and offer insight into this train wreck proxy war being fought to the north.




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  • #63 - If You Listen to Rogan You're Racist?

    #63 - If You Listen to Rogan You're Racist?

    Join the BIG Pair as they deep dive in to the joys of being a racist listening to Joe Rogan as we are told we are by CNN, but first.....

    At long last, guest 3rd mic Alton FINALLY realizes there is a podcast being produced a weekly basis. The big tripod take a look at the wonder of life where we are not allowed to "Hard R" on "The big game", instead calling it the SupaBowl, we take a look at the incredible investment opportunity in Crack Pipes before they mandated by our government in all schools, the "totally-not-wag-the-dog" happening in Ukraine and embrace being called racists because open conversation is something we support.


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  • #62 - Would You Pay to End Racism?

    The BIG Pair launch into the best solution they have come up with since free pickups in exchange for passive eugenics. Hold on to your seats and pony up your subscription fees, The BIG Pair actually wind up with a viable solution to end Racism, Affirmative Action, Cancel Culture, and MORE!


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  • #61 - Thoughts of a Random Big Pair

    Hugh Sifu from "Thoughts of a Random Citizen" podcast swings by as a special guest of The BIG Pair and provides a unique view on the world through well traveled eyes. Australian death camps, Russia is your grumpy neighbor and Germany prefers China over the US in WWIII. All that plus great life advice from Hugh, early drinking from Malcolm, and Booty takes the bait.

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  • #60 - "Doctors" Petition Spotify to Remove Joe Rogan

    This week The BIG Pair chat about the more than 270 "doctors" to remove Joe Rogan's podcast from Spotify. Come to fine out... the majority of these "doctors" cannot practice medicine on their own or aren't even medical providers. What are your thoughts?



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About The BIG Pair

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The BIG Pair podcast is a weekly adventure in bold, unfiltered, social commentary for all truth-seeking Americans. Join hosts Malcolm & Booty as they use their “Big Pair” to dissect current…