We share some snippets of favorite Halloween songs, Karen reviews "National Treasure 2," a movie that apparently stars a non-existent son of Nicolas Cage...Later we devolve into talking about which songs are ripped off of other songs, I shout my version of "I Put a Spell On You," then the episode ends without a whole lot of closure JUST LIKE LIFE.

Derek and Jess talk about their recent southern California excursion, we talk about our sad, bleak Halloween memories, Karen reviews "The Equalizer" which, apparently, is a "Denzel Movie," and we also tell a few half-assed ghost stories.

30-plus-year comedy veteran Mark "Kidwok" Britten, formerly known as "ChinaMan," joins us in studio to discuss voice acting on Dragonball Z, Impressions, and Standup Comedy In General. We also have a Mark vs. Derek "impression-off"

The Sordid Tale of Breaking up a Hotel Blowjob and Derek debuts an extremely self-indulgent new (stolen) bit

Ever sold a t-shirt to a prostitute? Find out more about Derek's trip to East St. Louis and Collin and Heather's Tombstone getaway plus Karen reviews 'Wonderpark'

We interview celebrated actor John Ashton (Marvin Dorfler from Midnight Run)

We discuss many things including our opinions on marijuana

What happens when a tiki-mug manufacturer tries to shame Derek on social media? Nothing good, we assure you.

How effective are YOUR flesh bags?

Mesh underwear and why mooning other people is actually funny