The quarantine on new content has been lifted! This is a debut episode of a show about the competitive world of breakfast cereals and ONLY breakfast cereals. My producer assured me that anything else has been edited out of the episode and I’ve got no reason to doubt him! Let’s go crown the champion of breakfast cereals! Explicit content, so use your discretion!

This episode we talk about the joy and hope Baby Yoda brings to our dying planet. There’s some talk about the origin of his species, we talk about Trey Anastasio’s recent documentary, there’s talk of The Irishman. This is almost a normal episode.

It’s another themed episode, dear listener. A new trailer for the musical Cats dropped today, which reminded me that I have opinions about Cats. It’s a fever dream of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, and it is going to be set upon the masses once again very soon.

Hello, dear listener. Are you hungry for some tossed salad and scrambled eggs? I certainly hope you are, because they’re calling again. This episode we are literally watching season 6 episode 3 of Frasier. That’s the episode. Open up Netflix and watch along!

Change is our topic this week! We cover everything from gun control to Obamacare to that French Bulldog dressed as Chucky to Dracula trying out stand up material. I’m proud of this one! Give it a chance!

Dear Listener, how are you? It’s been a real month and a half for us here on the homestead. This episode we’ll talk about those missing animals, O.J. Simpson, Google Docs, wrestling, and a little bit of mental health. Had to get this one out. Let history be the judge.

Welcome to season two, dear listeners. We’ve got stories about metaphorical storms and very real animals, quitting jobs and an oddly impassioned plea for an e-book app.

Season 2 is coming soon! Totally planned to take three months off. It was absolutely intentional. Seriously, I meant to do that! Why are you shining that hanging lightbulb at me?!?

After a month, we return with a short lil’ episode that gives you a parody of “Take Me Home, Country Roads” along with some Frasier references. There’s also an unexpected plea to seek medical attention. Glad to be back!

Conspiracies! We absolutely stay on topic this week in total reverence to King Claxon. Limericks a’plenty. A parody of a Radiohead song about pie. Meat Loaf gets a mention.