Happy Birthday to Prince Philip.  Safe sex guidelines during the pandemic.  Bad boys, whatcha gonna do now that Cops is cancelled?

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Sunday Funnies weren’t that funny.  New slang that kids are using today.  The one thing Bill can do around the house.

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Sesame Street and CNN are teaming up for a town hall meeting on racism.  Necco wafers are back.  There’s a reason to scream on a roller coaster.  

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Fairy Gardens are everywhere.  Bill is having weird dreams about Tilt-a-Whirls.  A crazy cobbler is making it easier for people to practice social distancing.

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Celebrities both men and women swoon over 

What question would Bill ask Lori Lightfoot at one of her press conferences

And some quarantine advice — watch mannequin movies.

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Quarantine involves flowers and flours. Wendy almost married Handy Andy. And, according to Bill, everything circles back to ice cream.  

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Actress Barbara Feldon texts into the show.  Who is responsible for the death of Soap Operas?  And Bill is the human version of Wooly Willy. 

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The late great Fred Willard was a true talent.  Pandemic Poop is a thing.  People wore flippers on their feet in Biblical times.  

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As tennis courts open up, Bill explains that you can only touch your own balls.  Wendy reviews the Netflix Documentary, "Have a Good Trip".  Why does Vera Wang look so good at 70?

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What makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift?  Bill pulls out a little Yiddish.  Neither Bill nor Wendy do a good Christopher Walken impression. 

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