The Bitching Hour

Hey kitty girl... this episode is about a super rare thing that people hardly experience anymore, so we're a little worried it might not resonate. LMAO just kidding it's about being harassed on the street/in public, so definitely be prepared that this ep is a little intense. We share our funniest comebacks, our fears, our stories, and even some of YOUR stories that you slid in our DMs!

Listen, it's like six billion percent humidity outside and we are NOT feeling cute, so we thought we'd chat about times that we have! This episode is all about how we manage to feel hot when it's literally hot as f*ck outside -- that means dressing for work, finding a bathing suit, drawing inspiration from style icons, and more.

Hit the showers, ladies... this week's ep is all about grooming and personal hygiene! Continuing with our mini-series about bodies, we're talking hair, makeup, perfume, and special edition bath bombs.

Welcome back, witches! Season 2 is upon us, and we're going right in for a mini-series on bodies. To kick us off (get it?) this episode talks all about women, gender, and sports.  Let's dig into that long, beautiful history of dykes in professional athletics and explore some of our own feelings around strength, competition, pressure, and team bonding.

It's our final Pride episode, and we're sending you off with a proposal! This week, we're talking all about gay marriage -- what it means to us as queer people, the importance it has legally and logistically in LGBTQ+ lives, the role it has played in mainstream gay organizing, and the way it has overshadowed many, many other issues related to the health and safety of queer people.

This week we have a lot of feelings (wow, something new and different for us) about growing up and growing old - we’re talking queer futures. When we were younger, we never could have imagined what gay young adulthood would look like, so what is it going to look like to become real adults? In our Main Brew, we’re grateful for queer role models in the media, the collective queer and trans history that came before us, and The Sims.

In honor of Pride Month, we’re only using rainbow bath bombs. JK, we both like showers better anyways. This week, we’re talking self care, that pesky buzzword that we totally need but can’t always define. Join us to discuss self-soothing, doing chores, being luxurious, using gay spaces as self care, and needing self care after leaving gay spaces!

Happy Gay-lidays! It’s PRIDE Month, and we’re feeling AMAZING but also maybe … shameful? We’re kicking off June with a deep dive into our feelings about parades, party culture, capitalism, cops, straight allyship, cisnormativity, and queer spaces. So dust off your TD Bank free rainbow plastic sunglasses and get ready to march right past Stonewall - the site of a protest against racist, transphobic police brutality - with us!

… We promise this episode isn’t exclusively a sad critique of the state of gay organizing.

We missed you so much last week! To make up for our absence, we’re coming at you with not just one Main Brew, but many, many little topics. Gender reveal parties? Yep. Straight women at gay bars? Yeah, we go there. RuPaul’s Drag Race? Obvi. Tune in for some hot takes and some cold, hard truth.

Just a little snack in case you get hungry while we're off the air this week.