The Bitchtorical Record

The Bitchtorical Record

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  • He Cheated On His 13-Year-Old Cousin Wife | Edgar Allan Poe Pt 2 (With Jules Geiss)

    We're back for part two with Edgar Allan Poe, and it's truly all downhill from here, Bitchtorians. We touch on Eddie's life after West Point, as he starts to get his footing as a writer, up until his mysterious death in Baltimore. Topics discussed: the crazy amount of Poes to die of tuberculosis, Julia's gender euphoria when dressed as a 19th century f*ckboy, and reckoning with a celebrated literary genius also being a trash human.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Jules Geiss (they/them)(https://www.instagram.com/jwgeiss)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds

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    46 min
  • Poe: OG Edgelord? | Edgar Allan Poe (Part One) (with Jules Geiss)

    For a super special Halloween episode, we're covering everyone's favorite goth poet, Edgar Allan Poe! Jules and Julia are YAPPERS, so this is part one of two. We touch on Julia's beef with Baltimore, Kakegurui, and whether or not you should buy your wife a piano if you can't pay your rent.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Jules Geiss (they/them)(https://www.instagram.com/jwgeiss)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds


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    51 min
  • Um, Actually, Bloody Mary Was First (with Jo Morgan Weigle)

    For our next installment of spooky historical figures, we're taking on the forgotten Tudor Queen, Mary I. Or Mary Tudor. Or Bloody Mary. Whatever you call her, she's a fascinating figure.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Jo Morgan Weigle (they/she) (https://www.instagram.com/jomo_wigs)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds


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    52 min
  • Mary Shelley Did WHAT on Her Mother's Grave?? (with Natalya Pedrouzo)

    Today we're tackling the Mother of Sci-Fi herself, Mary Shelley. We discuss her terrible taste in men, tragic personal life, and incredible literary prowess. Spoiler alert: we don't like her husband.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Natalya Pedrouzo (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/natiblueee)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds


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    48 min
  • Harry Houdini Had Monkey Testicles?? (with Marcus Gamboa)

    In honor of spooky season, we cover the famous hater and master of escapes, Harry Houdini, with Bitchtorian in Training: Marcus Gamboa.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Marcus Gamboa (he/him) (https://www.instagram.com/djmarclb)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds


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    57 min
  • Lizzie Borden Was in the Barn Eating Pears!!!!! (with Zoey Peacock-Jones)

    On our inaugural episode, we tackle the famous case of Lizzie Borden with our very first Bitchtorian in Training: Zoey Peacock-Jones.


    Head Bitchtorian: Julia Messer (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/julia_messer)

    Bitchtorian in Training: Zoey Peacock-Jones (she/her) (https://www.instagram.com/butterbirdd)

    Music from Epidemic Sounds


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    41 min

About The Bitchtorical Record

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A comedy podcast where Head Bitchtorian, Julia Messer, educates prospective Bitchtorians on a range of historical topics. Can her guests pass the Entrance Exam? Doubtful. But there is always extra…