Ryan and Corey are back and new era Survivor editing is on TRIAL. The boys break down a… let’s call it “wobbly” merge episode of Survivor 49: from the weird Uncle Jeff narration and another forced sob story, to production clearly thirsting over Rizzo & Savannah while pretending the rest of the cast doesn’t exist. They dive into:
- How knowing the 50 cast has completely nuked the tension of these last three votes
- Is Rizzo playing a great game, or is everyone else just playing terribly around him?
- Why Sophie might secretly be in the best spot in the game and deserves more screen time
- Jawan & Sage’s decision at nine: smart move, or a true game-losing blunder?
- Should Alex ever be invited back, or is he better suited for Family Feud with Steve Harvey?
Plus: fried chicken discourse, Jeff thinking he’s a nature documentary narrator, Savannah farming “I’m on the bottom” confessionals, and Corey inventing new ways to be personally offended by the edit every week. As always, we close it out with the Golden Goat and Bitter Banana awards, and a little love letter / drag session for the 49 cast. Hit play, take a shot every time someone mentions a sob story, and as always… stay bitter, baby. 🥂🐍
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