The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

We celebrate the 20th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill by discussing: Chatbots can’t keep up the facade, DJ X is a fraud, passing gas immediately before work is a risky game, and Clint Eves is a bad intern.

THANK YOU FOR THE MESSAGES: Lance Anderson, Grant Baciocco, Paul Barrie, Jason Tucker, Ray Slakinski, Micheal W. Geoghegan, Paul Hutchinson, Greg Willits, Dan R. Morris, Clinton Alvord, “Theater Allan” in Germany, Maury Estabrooks, Jeff Mccann, Bob Dole, Robert Scott Leavesley, Gordon Gregory, Jean Dunbar, Tim Windsor, Shayna Williams, Glenn Webber, Brennig Jones, Tina Lynn, Lucas Riley, Rob Usdin, Adam Gerstein, Paul Babin,  Mike Hamilton, Charlie George, Lisa Cerasano, Caleb Daniel Herman, Evan Blagec, Sean Wooten, Fay Mannon-Rahoi, Silas Hite, Stephen Kondas, Marilyn OConnor, “Cousin Ronny” River Klass, Tim Berardi, “Dancin’Dave” Levin, Dr. Jenny Basil, Edward Nothnagle, Tom Giarrosso, Kathy McClare, Peter Chase, and Dave Maxwell.

And THANKS to ALL of the Bitterest Pill’s Patrons on Patreon, patrons like Armand Norelli, Dave Jackson, David and Gerard, Edward Nothnagle, Floris,  Harold Goldner, Heather Werth, Jim Kariotis, Maury Estabrooks, Michael Saffle, Peter Chase, Rob Usdin, Samantha Couture, Sean Othan, Sean Wooten, Tatiana Khmilinina, and The Modulator.

I can not describe this episode. It was recorded on June 5th, and I’m writing this description on Oct. 12. So, just listen?

I complain about Westchester and take a shower…

I recorded this episode a week and a half ago, and I don’t remember what I said…

My dad had an operation.

I made an AI version of my voice, I am a horrible friend, and Cousin Ronny (River) is a cowboy…

Cousin River’s new show is Ranch America on the Outdoor Channel, starting next month.

I switched to “less expensive” health insurance, tried to get AI to make me a Me, and finally fixed the washer and dryer…I think.

I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in “sick,” and tried to fix the leaking shower…

I talk about Hugo, our dog.

I talk about not wanting to go to the “Black Chipotle,” getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at reacting to getting a traffic ticket…