Once again, Christian throws himself a birthday party, which is incredibly festive and not at all pathetic. This year, he welcomes the proverbial "cast of thousands", as he's joined by Bladtcast co-founders Will Sterling and Coltrane, the voice of the Bladtcast Fard Muhammad, legal counsel Jason Blair, court stenographer Gene Barretta, Patron Saint of the Bladtcast Matt in KC, the Raging Rhino John Nolan and America's favorite Brooklyn Boy David Brody.